Dear Anon...
Dear Assholes Next Door,
You're normally very nice people. And you seemed to be having a lovely garden party yesterday. Happy birthday to the kids. Pleasant crowd, no outrageous behavior, no insanity. The problem, dear neighbors, is that you played this really really loud thumpa-thumpa music that sounded like a broken video game. And you KEPT playing it. FOR HOURS. You started mid-afternoon. On and on it went. And finally, at 10:30 at night, I called the police because my wife needed to sleep because she had to be awake at 5:00 AM for work. And then, although you quieted down for a few minutes, from about 11:15 to 11:20, you started right back up again, and I needed to call the cops AGAIN.
I'm sorry, but that makes you ASSHOLES. Completely inconsiderate. It was midnight before the music finally went silent.
You didn't need to stop partying. I don't care if you socialize until sunrise. Just turn off the goddamned music!
No Love,
Me
You're normally very nice people. And you seemed to be having a lovely garden party yesterday. Happy birthday to the kids. Pleasant crowd, no outrageous behavior, no insanity. The problem, dear neighbors, is that you played this really really loud thumpa-thumpa music that sounded like a broken video game. And you KEPT playing it. FOR HOURS. You started mid-afternoon. On and on it went. And finally, at 10:30 at night, I called the police because my wife needed to sleep because she had to be awake at 5:00 AM for work. And then, although you quieted down for a few minutes, from about 11:15 to 11:20, you started right back up again, and I needed to call the cops AGAIN.
I'm sorry, but that makes you ASSHOLES. Completely inconsiderate. It was midnight before the music finally went silent.
You didn't need to stop partying. I don't care if you socialize until sunrise. Just turn off the goddamned music!
No Love,
Me