Jul 20, 2010 22:33
[Isaac has been thinking, a terrible past time I know. But with all these deaths happening around in Discedo he's terribly curious as to knowing how many people are still out there needing help. So with his ingenious plan in mind he and Miria are off to the lake! SO THAT MY DEAR DISCEDIANS IS WHY YOU SEE A LAKE BEFORE YOU.
The communicator zooms in a little too closely on Isaac. Isaac looks around curiously and stops when he sees somethingone drifting off in the background. He points dramatically at it.]
SAY LOOK OVER THERE MIRIA! DO YOU THINK THAT'D BE A PERSON?
IT COULD BE, ISAAC!
WELL THEN! LET'S FIND OUT!
[And with that the two make their way towards the lake. Isaac strips down to nothing but his brown jeans and white button up, he also kicks off his socks and shoes and leaves them next to his pile of clothes and accessories. He wades into the water and Miria follows after, at a safer distance of course! When Isaac finally reaches the supposed person he pokes it lightly. Unfortunately for Isaac the "person" is really a blue chu.]
HEY MIRIA! I THINK IT'S ALIVE! [He pauses to pinch it's cheeks.] And it's kind of squishy too! Kind of like--a baby maybe?
A baby? What do you think a baby is doing in the lake, Isaac?
I--don't really know Miria! Maybe someone didn't want it? Or they couldn't take care of it? MAYBE WE COULD GIVE THIS TO EN-- [Isaac pauses. He looks down at the "baby" and realizes that that thing is not a baby. Unfortunately for Isaac the blue chu had it up to here with being poked at and pinched. So it did the only thing it knew how to do. It electrocuted Isaac. Isaac let go of it as he was zapped countless of times, and slumped forward face first into the water.]
[Cue Miria staring in horror.] Isaac? [She shakes him and shouts his name again.] Isaac, wake up! You can't sleep in the water, you aren't a fish-! [BZZZZZZZT. But sadly, that is not the glorious sound of the vuvuzela, it is the sound of Miria getting shocked by her own communicator. And as we all know, electric shocks + water = death.]
the worse kind of shock,
blue chu i choose you!,
dead like bread,
» video,
tried to be a hero