We've had a problem with baguettes and bags-- namely, they fall out of conventionally-proportioned bags, causing one to either hold the baguette in one's hand, or juggle it along with the rest of the bags.
Behold, a baguette bag! Or maybe quiver, I'm not sure which. You can wear it over the shoulder or across the chest; no action shots yet, because J balked at taking pictures when there wasn't an actual baguette to be found.
I, however, have no qualms about using a roll of Pokemon wrapping paper as a stunt double.
Closeup of the stitch pattern.