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[miho_darling]

Okay, there are 3 things I have learned since 2 days ago, ladies and gentlemen:

Thing One: Do not give doggies beer! DOGGIES DON'T LIKE BEER. ONE BIT. And it makes them throw up on the floor and then I have to clean it up and then eewwwwww. D:

Thing Two: I was the only person in Domino who didn't know the intimate details of Kaiba-kun's sex life

Comments

[kc_ceo]

Pegasus is the one who does the talking. I just answer.

...And now that you know all about my sex life, do you feel enlightened? Amused? I don't understand what it is with people of limited intellectual capacity and their endless fascination for other people's sex lives.

[miho_darling]

D: But answering is talking, Kaiba-kun.

Now that I know all about your sex life, I feel... um... the same way I did before I knew about it? Except now I'm wiser. x)

[kc_ceo]

If I didn't answer, that would entail letting him have the last word ...never mind.

...I wonder if you do know everything. If you do, your blasé attitude rather impresses me.

[miho_darling]

It takes two to tango, Kaiba-kun!

Yami Bakura is pretty. D: I would have sex with him if he swang that way and I didn't think he would cut my stomach open in my sleep. You're brave, Kaiba-kun.

[kc_ceo]

As the current conversation proves, yes.

Don't let him hear you say he's pretty. Even if he is. I'm not quite sure which way he swings; however, I doubt you'd want to have the kind of sex I'm having with him, given your dislike of violence.

[miho_darling]

:O You like to argue with talk to people, Kaiba-kun?

Ryou's prettier. *_* Are you having M&M sex with Yami Bakura? Cuz if you are, I don't think I want that kind of sex, uh-uh. That would be unpleasant.

[kc_ceo]

Not really.

M&M sex? Taking the way your brain seems to work into account; yes, I quite possibly do. He's my slave pet.

[miho_darling]

Liar, liar, pants on fire.

Does he wear a collar and pee on a newspaper?

[kc_ceo]

It's always interesting to see how lesser minds operate, I suppose.

I have yet to witness his peeing habits, so I don't know. He does wear a collar, though.

[miho_darling]

:O That's not nice. But you admitted I'm right, so I'll take it!

Is it a spiked collar?

[kc_ceo]

I certainly didn't admit anything.

No, it's not. It's a plain black leather one. Why do you ask?

[miho_darling]

Well, you should. Because I am right!

Because my doggy has a spiked collar.

[kc_ceo]

Believe what you want. This is just an interesting study, that's all.

...And whatever else might be said of him, Yami no Bakura isn't a doggy.

[miho_darling]

I see. Tell me more, Kaiba-kun. I need more data!

Is he a kitty?

[kc_ceo]

Now you're just being sarcastic. Or trying to, to the best of your limited ability.

Yes. He purrs. Don't be silly.

[miho_darling]

:O Are you suuuuuure~? Maybe I'm a super-duper secret scientist for... um... whatever branch of the government is science-y.

But it's fun to be silly.