Cute story
So i'm delivering a pizza to the Days Inn in Timonium right? And there are bible-toters everywhere in the lobby. As im walking out this dude, a pastor I think, confronts me and starts talking. And he is like, trying to convert me I think. So eventually I get fed up, you know how hard it is to tell these people to shove off. Eventually he said I should join their bible reading that night, at this point I looked him straight in the eyes and said: "Sorry, I have to go home and have pre-marital relations with my boyfriend after work...". I think I almost gave the bible-boy a heart attack with that one, poor old bastard. Needless to say I hauled ass outta there after that lol.