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Jun 05, 2006 13:16

Beastly Mispronunciations

  • Abdomen AB-duh-men. Occasionally, ab-DOH-men.
  • Accessory ak-SES-uh-ree. Do not say uh-SES-uh-ree.
  • Alumnae uh-LUHM-nee. Do not say uh-LUHM-ny.
  • Bacchus BAK-us, not BAHK-us.
  • Balsamic bawl-SAM-ik. Don’t say bawl-SAHM-ik.
  • Bonaparte  BOH-nuh-pahrt, not BAHN-uh-pahrt.
  • Buffet (sideboard or self-service meal) buh-FAY, buu-FAY, or boo-FAY.
  • Chamois SHAM-ee.'
  • Chauvinism SHOH-vi-niz’m (SHOH-like show, rhyming with slow).
  • Congratulations kun-GRACH-uh-LAY-shinz, not kun-GRAJ-uh-LAY-shinz.
  • Conservatism  kun-SUR-vuh-tiz’m. Do not say kun-SUR-vuh-tiv-iz’m.
  • Costume Kahs-tyoom (recommended) or Kahs-toom.
  • Demeter di-MEE-tur.
  • Disastrous di-ZAS-trus.
  • Doppelgänger DAHP-ul-GANG-ur (rhymes with topple hanger).
  • Error  ER-ur or AIR-ur. Do not say AIR.
  • Genre ZAHN-ruh, not JAHN-ruh'
  • Gymnast JIM-nast, not JIM-nist.'
  • Huge HYOOJ. Pronounce the h.
  • Interesting IN-tris-ting or IN-tur-uh-sting or IN-tur-ES-ting.
  • Iraq i-RAHK or i-RAK; Iraqi i-RAHK-ee or i-RAK-ee
  • Jewel(s) JOO-wuul(z). Don’t say JOOL(Z).
  • Karaoke: KAR-ee-OH-kee.  [*Asian Edit:  Kah-ddoe-kae]
  • Library LY-brer-ee.'
  • Liqueur  li-KUR.
  • Machination MAK-i-NAY-shin. Do not say MASH-i-NAY-shin.
  • Mayonnaise MAY-uh-NAYZ or MAY-uh-NAYZ. Don’t say MAY-nayz.
  • Nausea  NAW-zee-uh or NAW-shuh; nauseate NAW-zee-AYT; nauseous NAW-shus
  • Niche  NICH.
  • Nuclear N(Y)OO-klee-ur. For Pete’s sake, don’t say NOO-kyuh-lur.
  • Often  AWF-in or AHF-in. Do not pronounce the t.
  • Pathos PAY-thahs (-thahs rhyming with pos in posse) or PAY-thaws (rhymes with play-toss).
  • Pecan pi-KAHN (-KAHN rhyming with John) or pi-KAN (-KAN like can)
  • Porsche PORSH.
  • Realtor REE-ul-tur. Do not say REE-luh-tur.
  • Salmon SAM-un.
  • Senile SEE-nyl. (like see Nile). Do not say SEN-yl.
  • Similar SIM-i-lur.
  • Spontaneity SPAHN-tuh-NEE-i-tee, not SPAHN-tuh-NAY-i-tee
  • Substantive SUHB-stin-tiv, not suhb-STAN-tiv.
  • Taurus TOR-us (TOR- as in torn).
  • Tomato tuh-MAY-toh. Regionally (chiefly New England) and in Britain, tuh-MAH-toh. Canadian also tuh-MAT-oh.
  • Vaccinate VAK-si-NAYT. Don’t say VAS-i-NAYT.
  • Vehement  VEE-uh-mint. [ooh, i didn't know this!]
  • Visa VEE-zuh, not VEE-suh. The s is properly soft, as in rose
  • Wassail  WAHS’l (rhymes with fossil and jostle).
  • Wintry  WIN-tree, not WIN-tur-ee.
  • Xenophobia ZEN-uh-FOH-bee-uh, not ZEE-nuh-FOH-bee-uh.
  • Yarmulke  YAHR-mul-kuh.
  • Yolk YOHK (like yoke).
  • Zealous ZEL-us. Do not say ZEE-lus.
  • Zydeco ZY-duh-KOH (rhymes with try to go).
fhew!.  knaow we can ahl speek propur inglish widthout souwndeeng like a phob.
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