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(Click here to post your own answers for this meme.)
✓ I miss somebody right now. (shosh, lauren, and, as much as i hate to admit it, that other kid...)
✓ I don't watch much TV these days. (never did.)
✓ I own lots of books. (hell yes lol.)
✓ I wear glasses or contact lenses. (glasses)
× I love to play video games.
× I've tried marijuana.
× I've watched porn movies.
× I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.
✓ I believe honesty is usually the best policy.
✓ I curse sometimes.
✓ I have changed a lot mentally over the last year. (like, i'm a different person.)
× I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.
* * * * *
× I have broken someone's bones.
× I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.
✓ I hate the rain.
✓ I'm paranoid at times.
✓ I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. (yes...)
✓ I need/want money right now. (who doesn't?)
× I love sushi.
✓ I talk really, really fast. (sometimes...)
× I have fresh breath in the morning.
× I have long hair. (more like medium-ish.)
✓ I have lost money in Las Vegas. (my dad made me gamble once....)
✓ I have at least one sibling. (two, actually.)
× I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
× I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.
✓ I couldn't survive without Caller I.D.
✓ I like the way that I look. (HOT.)
✓ I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months. ("i don't like him anymore.")
× I am usually pessimistic.
✓ I have a lot of mood swings.
✓ I think prostitution should be legalized.
× I slept with a roommate.
✓ I have a hidden talent.
× I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have. (maybe not always... definitely in Disney though.)
✓ I have a lot of friends. (for me, yeah.)
✓ I have pecked someone of the same sex. (my aunt, my mom.... they mean on the cheek, right?)
✓ I enjoy talking on the phone. (call me!)
× I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants. (jeans.)
× I love to shop and/or window shop.
× I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal. (not quite obsessed...)
× I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
✓ I have a mobile phone. (um, who doesn't?)
× I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
✓ I've rejected someone before. (his name was meisel. hahaha.)
✓ I currently like/love someone. (when will i not?)
× I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
× I want to have children in the future. (dunno about that.)
× I have changed a diaper before.
× I've called the cops on a friend before.
× I'm not allergic to anything. (sulfur.)
✓ I have a lot to learn. ("a wise man knows that he in fact knows nothing." - that's the quote, right?)
✓ I am shy around the opposite sex. (hahahahahahahaha. hell yes.)
× I'm online 24/7, even as an away message.
✓ I have at least 5 away messages saved. (one for almost anything.)
✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before. (i had a quarter of a margarita! AND i even had a sip of beer!)
× I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past.
× I own the "South Park" movie.
✓ I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal. (who hasn't?)
× I enjoy some country music. (GOD no.)
✓ I would die for my best friends.
✓ I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist.
✓ I have used my sexuality to advance my career. (you know it, babe.)
✓ I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.
× I have dated a close friend's ex.
✓ I am happy at this moment. (relatively.)
✓ I'm obsessed with guys. (men, men, men....)
✓ Democrat.
× Republican.
× I don't even know what I am.
× I am punk rockish.
✓ I go for older guys/girls, not younger. (yes. they are sexy. sexy sexy sexy.)
× I study for tests most of the time.
× I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met.
× I can work on a car.
× I love my job(s).
✓ I am comfortable with who I am right now.
× I have more than just my ears pierced.
✓ I walk barefoot wherever I can.
× I have jumped off a bridge.
✓ I love sea turtles. (as long as they're associated with Johnny Depp.)
× I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup.
✓ I plan on achieving a major goal/dream.
✓ I am proficient on a musical instrument. (celllloooooooooooooo.)
✓ I hate office jobs.
× I went to college out of state.
× I am adopted.
× I am a pyro. (i know someone who is.)
✓ I have thrown up from crying too much.
× I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved.
✓ I fall for the worst people. (OMG. I TOTALLY DO. like, wow. yes.)
× I adore bright colours.
× I usually like covers better than originals. (what?)
× I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays.
✓ I can pick up things with my toes. (go me!)
× I can't whistle. (i can! slightly.)
✓ I have ridden/owned a horse. (rode once, fell off, never did it again.)
✓ I still have every journal I've ever written in.
× I talk in my sleep. (my brother does.)
✓ I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century. (and the wrong body.)
✓ I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions. (if they have to do with guys.)
× I wear a toe ring.
× I have a tattoo.
× I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with.
× I am a caffeine junkie.
✓ I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all. (hahahahahahahaha. Star Wars was totally proof of that.)
× If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder. (never.)
× I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
× I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner.
× I'm an artist. (ceeeelllloooooooo.)
× I am ambidextrous.
× I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed.
× If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony.
× I have terrible teeth.
× I hate my toes.
✓ I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me.
× I have more friends on the internet than in real life. (no...)
× I have lived in either three different states or countries.
✓ I am extremely flexible. (just try me *wink*)
✓ I love hugs more than kisses. (though kissing may be good... i wouldn't know, i haven't tried it yet.)
× I want to own my own business.
× I smoke.
✓ I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else. (except for reading.)
✓ Nobody has ever said I'm normal.
✓ Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then. (definitely.)
× I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons.
× I like the way women look in stylized men's suits.
✓ I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me. (ahhhhhhhhh.)
✓ I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds. (that's what everyone makes fun of me for.)
× I have played strip poker with someone else before.
✓ I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help. (a long time ago.)
× I believe in ghosts and the paranormal.
× I can't stand being alone. (i don't like it, but i can stand it.)
✓ I have at least one obsession at any given time. (i always have at least one.)
× I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again.
× I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment.
× I'm a judgmental asshole.
× I'm a HUGE drama-queen.
✓ I have travelled on more than one continent. (as long as Canada counts.)
× I sometimes wish my father would just disappear.
✓ I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am.
× I am a Libertarian.
✓ I can speak more than one language. (gibberish!)
✓ I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be. (that is called "living with two siblings.")
✓ I would rather read than watch TV. (all the time.)
× I like reading fact more than fiction. (definitely not.)
× I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do.
× I have no piercings.
× I have spent the night in a train station or other public place.
× I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried.
× I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night.
✓ There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it. (wondered, but not cried over it.)
✓ I like most animals better than most people. (they're more worthy of my time lol.)
× I own a collection of retro games consoles.
✓ The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver. (haha.)
× I have hit someone with a dead fish.
✓ I am compulsively honest.
× I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired.
× I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers.
× I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex.
× I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders.
× I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to.
✓ I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on. (classical.)
× I dislike milk.
✓ I obsessively wash my hands. (i HAVE to wash.)
✓ I always carry something significant around with me. (a book.)
✓ Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair.
✓ I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others.
× Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother.
× I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document.
✓ I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird.
× I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time.
× Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed.
× I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won.
✓ I do not 'get' most comedy acts. (though lately, i've gotten a lot better at it.)
✓ I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing. (they're probably just doing what they have to do to support themselves. what's wrong with that?)
✓ I don't like to chew gum. (HATE gum.)
✓ I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it.
✓ I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car.
× I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years.
✓ I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other.
× I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly.
✓ I love to sing. (in the car, with no one listening.)
× I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up.
× I have a custom-built computer.
✓ I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it. (Brandon Routh or Johnny Depp. but mostly Brandon Routh.)
× I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human.
✓ I've gone skinny-dipping. (a loooong time ago.)
✓ I've performed in three plays. (oh wait, maybe only two. no, i'm pretty sure it's been three.)
× I enjoy burritos.
× I'm Irish and loving it.
× I have a thing for redheads.
× I am a twin!
✓ Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'. (but i like fun things too.)
✓ Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else. (i'm just efficient that way.)
✓ I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes. (who doesn't?)
× I sleep more than 12 hours a day.
× I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough.
× I need more time to myself.
× I wish I was more open-minded.
× I hope that I go really prematurely grey.
✓ I download songs from the internet.
× I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend.
✓ I say random things to freak people out. (only when i'm hyper...)
× I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note.
✓ I love playing Truth or Dare. (used to, now it's gotten kind of gross.)
× I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it.
✓ Music helps me remember that I am not alone.
× Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems.
✓ I think this survey is particularly long.
× I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones.
✓ I can only hate someone that I love. (apparently.)
× I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks.
✓ I miss somebody right now. (shosh, lauren, and, as much as i hate to admit it, that other kid...)
✓ I don't watch much TV these days. (never did.)
✓ I own lots of books. (hell yes lol.)
✓ I wear glasses or contact lenses. (glasses)
× I love to play video games.
× I've tried marijuana.
× I've watched porn movies.
× I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.
✓ I believe honesty is usually the best policy.
✓ I curse sometimes.
✓ I have changed a lot mentally over the last year. (like, i'm a different person.)
× I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.
* * * * *
× I have broken someone's bones.
× I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.
✓ I hate the rain.
✓ I'm paranoid at times.
✓ I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. (yes...)
✓ I need/want money right now. (who doesn't?)
× I love sushi.
✓ I talk really, really fast. (sometimes...)
× I have fresh breath in the morning.
× I have long hair. (more like medium-ish.)
✓ I have lost money in Las Vegas. (my dad made me gamble once....)
✓ I have at least one sibling. (two, actually.)
× I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
× I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.
✓ I couldn't survive without Caller I.D.
✓ I like the way that I look. (HOT.)
✓ I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months. ("i don't like him anymore.")
× I am usually pessimistic.
✓ I have a lot of mood swings.
✓ I think prostitution should be legalized.
× I slept with a roommate.
✓ I have a hidden talent.
× I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have. (maybe not always... definitely in Disney though.)
✓ I have a lot of friends. (for me, yeah.)
✓ I have pecked someone of the same sex. (my aunt, my mom.... they mean on the cheek, right?)
✓ I enjoy talking on the phone. (call me!)
× I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants. (jeans.)
× I love to shop and/or window shop.
× I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal. (not quite obsessed...)
× I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
✓ I have a mobile phone. (um, who doesn't?)
× I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
✓ I've rejected someone before. (his name was meisel. hahaha.)
✓ I currently like/love someone. (when will i not?)
× I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
× I want to have children in the future. (dunno about that.)
× I have changed a diaper before.
× I've called the cops on a friend before.
× I'm not allergic to anything. (sulfur.)
✓ I have a lot to learn. ("a wise man knows that he in fact knows nothing." - that's the quote, right?)
✓ I am shy around the opposite sex. (hahahahahahahaha. hell yes.)
× I'm online 24/7, even as an away message.
✓ I have at least 5 away messages saved. (one for almost anything.)
✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before. (i had a quarter of a margarita! AND i even had a sip of beer!)
× I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past.
× I own the "South Park" movie.
✓ I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal. (who hasn't?)
× I enjoy some country music. (GOD no.)
✓ I would die for my best friends.
✓ I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist.
✓ I have used my sexuality to advance my career. (you know it, babe.)
✓ I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.
× I have dated a close friend's ex.
✓ I am happy at this moment. (relatively.)
✓ I'm obsessed with guys. (men, men, men....)
✓ Democrat.
× Republican.
× I don't even know what I am.
× I am punk rockish.
✓ I go for older guys/girls, not younger. (yes. they are sexy. sexy sexy sexy.)
× I study for tests most of the time.
× I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met.
× I can work on a car.
× I love my job(s).
✓ I am comfortable with who I am right now.
× I have more than just my ears pierced.
✓ I walk barefoot wherever I can.
× I have jumped off a bridge.
✓ I love sea turtles. (as long as they're associated with Johnny Depp.)
× I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup.
✓ I plan on achieving a major goal/dream.
✓ I am proficient on a musical instrument. (celllloooooooooooooo.)
✓ I hate office jobs.
× I went to college out of state.
× I am adopted.
× I am a pyro. (i know someone who is.)
✓ I have thrown up from crying too much.
× I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved.
✓ I fall for the worst people. (OMG. I TOTALLY DO. like, wow. yes.)
× I adore bright colours.
× I usually like covers better than originals. (what?)
× I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays.
✓ I can pick up things with my toes. (go me!)
× I can't whistle. (i can! slightly.)
✓ I have ridden/owned a horse. (rode once, fell off, never did it again.)
✓ I still have every journal I've ever written in.
× I talk in my sleep. (my brother does.)
✓ I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century. (and the wrong body.)
✓ I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions. (if they have to do with guys.)
× I wear a toe ring.
× I have a tattoo.
× I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with.
× I am a caffeine junkie.
✓ I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all. (hahahahahahahaha. Star Wars was totally proof of that.)
× If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder. (never.)
× I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
× I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner.
× I'm an artist. (ceeeelllloooooooo.)
× I am ambidextrous.
× I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed.
× If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony.
× I have terrible teeth.
× I hate my toes.
✓ I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me.
× I have more friends on the internet than in real life. (no...)
× I have lived in either three different states or countries.
✓ I am extremely flexible. (just try me *wink*)
✓ I love hugs more than kisses. (though kissing may be good... i wouldn't know, i haven't tried it yet.)
× I want to own my own business.
× I smoke.
✓ I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else. (except for reading.)
✓ Nobody has ever said I'm normal.
✓ Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then. (definitely.)
× I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons.
× I like the way women look in stylized men's suits.
✓ I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me. (ahhhhhhhhh.)
✓ I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds. (that's what everyone makes fun of me for.)
× I have played strip poker with someone else before.
✓ I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help. (a long time ago.)
× I believe in ghosts and the paranormal.
× I can't stand being alone. (i don't like it, but i can stand it.)
✓ I have at least one obsession at any given time. (i always have at least one.)
× I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again.
× I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment.
× I'm a judgmental asshole.
× I'm a HUGE drama-queen.
✓ I have travelled on more than one continent. (as long as Canada counts.)
× I sometimes wish my father would just disappear.
✓ I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am.
× I am a Libertarian.
✓ I can speak more than one language. (gibberish!)
✓ I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be. (that is called "living with two siblings.")
✓ I would rather read than watch TV. (all the time.)
× I like reading fact more than fiction. (definitely not.)
× I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do.
× I have no piercings.
× I have spent the night in a train station or other public place.
× I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried.
× I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night.
✓ There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it. (wondered, but not cried over it.)
✓ I like most animals better than most people. (they're more worthy of my time lol.)
× I own a collection of retro games consoles.
✓ The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver. (haha.)
× I have hit someone with a dead fish.
✓ I am compulsively honest.
× I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired.
× I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers.
× I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex.
× I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders.
× I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to.
✓ I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on. (classical.)
× I dislike milk.
✓ I obsessively wash my hands. (i HAVE to wash.)
✓ I always carry something significant around with me. (a book.)
✓ Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair.
✓ I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others.
× Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother.
× I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document.
✓ I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird.
× I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time.
× Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed.
× I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won.
✓ I do not 'get' most comedy acts. (though lately, i've gotten a lot better at it.)
✓ I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing. (they're probably just doing what they have to do to support themselves. what's wrong with that?)
✓ I don't like to chew gum. (HATE gum.)
✓ I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it.
✓ I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car.
× I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years.
✓ I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other.
× I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly.
✓ I love to sing. (in the car, with no one listening.)
× I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up.
× I have a custom-built computer.
✓ I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it. (Brandon Routh or Johnny Depp. but mostly Brandon Routh.)
× I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human.
✓ I've gone skinny-dipping. (a loooong time ago.)
✓ I've performed in three plays. (oh wait, maybe only two. no, i'm pretty sure it's been three.)
× I enjoy burritos.
× I'm Irish and loving it.
× I have a thing for redheads.
× I am a twin!
✓ Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'. (but i like fun things too.)
✓ Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else. (i'm just efficient that way.)
✓ I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes. (who doesn't?)
× I sleep more than 12 hours a day.
× I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough.
× I need more time to myself.
× I wish I was more open-minded.
× I hope that I go really prematurely grey.
✓ I download songs from the internet.
× I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend.
✓ I say random things to freak people out. (only when i'm hyper...)
× I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note.
✓ I love playing Truth or Dare. (used to, now it's gotten kind of gross.)
× I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it.
✓ Music helps me remember that I am not alone.
× Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems.
✓ I think this survey is particularly long.
× I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones.
✓ I can only hate someone that I love. (apparently.)
× I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks.