First Semi-Weekly Poll Question
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1. When a supervillain persists in trying to engage you in conversation while fighting, you should:
a. Keep quiet and hope he makes a fatal error
b. Ask him if he'd rather go someplace quiet where the two of you can chat
c. Slip in a few probing questions about the exact nature of his nefarious scheme
d. Slap him in the mouth with a witty riposte and a Chevy Blazer
e. ______________
The responses:
Kristen: donkey punch him in the mouth then mount him screaming, "who's your daddy now, you chatty bitch?"
Paul: Turn his question somehow into an insult of his mother. Example: Supervillain: "Have you had enough yet?" You: "Your Mom never has enough!"
Sally: to confuse him i would ask if he had ever seen a cock this big. I would then hold up a picture of a rooster. While he was still slightly confused i would pull out my massive balls. The sight of these would cause his head to explode because they are so big. I would then find his mother and rape her. After that i would kill her and re-animate her as a zombie. Then I would eat her.
Becky: before coming up with my own answer, i would probably choose C the most. but if i need to come up with my own answer... E. Slip the supervillian a roofie while drinking tea and eating crumbits with Sean Connery then handcuff the supervillian to a midget and grab a camera.
Jeff: force his mouth permanently open with a well placed back-flip kick to the soft palate
Mine to come tonight, with a possibly meatier entry. Stay tuned.
1. When a supervillain persists in trying to engage you in conversation while fighting, you should:
a. Keep quiet and hope he makes a fatal error
b. Ask him if he'd rather go someplace quiet where the two of you can chat
c. Slip in a few probing questions about the exact nature of his nefarious scheme
d. Slap him in the mouth with a witty riposte and a Chevy Blazer
e. ______________
The responses:
Kristen: donkey punch him in the mouth then mount him screaming, "who's your daddy now, you chatty bitch?"
Paul: Turn his question somehow into an insult of his mother. Example: Supervillain: "Have you had enough yet?" You: "Your Mom never has enough!"
Sally: to confuse him i would ask if he had ever seen a cock this big. I would then hold up a picture of a rooster. While he was still slightly confused i would pull out my massive balls. The sight of these would cause his head to explode because they are so big. I would then find his mother and rape her. After that i would kill her and re-animate her as a zombie. Then I would eat her.
Becky: before coming up with my own answer, i would probably choose C the most. but if i need to come up with my own answer... E. Slip the supervillian a roofie while drinking tea and eating crumbits with Sean Connery then handcuff the supervillian to a midget and grab a camera.
Jeff: force his mouth permanently open with a well placed back-flip kick to the soft palate
Mine to come tonight, with a possibly meatier entry. Stay tuned.