Intro!
Hello! My name's Guybrush Threepwood, and I'm a mighty pirate.
Okay, so you might not think it by the look of me, but I look young for my age. Honest! ID? Errr, I must've left it in my other pants. *nods* Yes. On another island. Would you take my library card? It's expired and okay so my name's really not Herman Toothrot... *sheepish grin*
But you might have heard of me! I'm the one who rid the earth of that slimy ghost--zombie--hmm, demon pirate Lechuck. Of course, if you're anywhere outside the Caribbean and haven't heard of the mysterious Monkey Island, TM... But c'mon! Who hasn't heard of Monkey Island! *looks around slowly* Oh, right, that'd just be me, then.
Anyway, just thought I should introduce myself. If any of you'd like to stop by my cabin for a mug o'grog, feel free... I accidentally sank my ship and marooned crew off Monkey Island my crew's indisposed at the moment so I'm kinda at a loose end. And I tell the best stories. Stop looking at me like that, Murray...
Don't mind him - he talks big but c'mon, how mean can a disembodied undead skeleton pirate skull be?
(x-posted to theatrical_muse)
Okay, so you might not think it by the look of me, but I look young for my age. Honest! ID? Errr, I must've left it in my other pants. *nods* Yes. On another island. Would you take my library card? It's expired and okay so my name's really not Herman Toothrot... *sheepish grin*
But you might have heard of me! I'm the one who rid the earth of that slimy ghost--zombie--hmm, demon pirate Lechuck. Of course, if you're anywhere outside the Caribbean and haven't heard of the mysterious Monkey Island, TM... But c'mon! Who hasn't heard of Monkey Island! *looks around slowly* Oh, right, that'd just be me, then.
Anyway, just thought I should introduce myself. If any of you'd like to stop by my cabin for a mug o'grog, feel free... I accidentally sank my ship and marooned crew off Monkey Island my crew's indisposed at the moment so I'm kinda at a loose end. And I tell the best stories. Stop looking at me like that, Murray...
Don't mind him - he talks big but c'mon, how mean can a disembodied undead skeleton pirate skull be?
(x-posted to theatrical_muse)