Quotes from the templar Alistair - :P
(Upon arrival at the Tower) "As I recall from my time as a templar, locking the door and throwing away the key was 'plan B'."
(If you initially refuse to allow Leliana to join your group when you meet her in the Dane and instead she stops you leaving Lothering)
• Warden: "Alistair, she's one Archdemon short of a blight."
• Alistair: "Yes, but she seems more... "Ooh, pretty colors!" than "Muahaha! I am Princess Stabbity! Stab, kill, kill!"
(When Alistair presents the rose to The Warden)
• Alistair: "Here, look at this. Do you know what it is?"
• Warden: "Your new weapon of choice?"
• Alistair: "Yes, that's right! Watch as I thrash our enemies with the mighty power of floral arrangements! Feel my thorns, darkspawn! I will overpower you with my rosy scent!"
(When talking about eating birds) (Shale is a golem)
• Shale: "I think I'm going to be sick."
• Alistair: "Oh! Golem vomit! This I have to see..."
• Shale: "Then you will be waiting a long time"
(After confronting The Warden about the other group members and selecting the option about gossip)
• Alistair: "I've got this nefarious plan to go around to each of them, and secretly tell them all the nasty things you said. That way they'll mutiny, and I shall become the group leader!" (evil laugh)
• Warden: "If you want to lead, all you have to do is ask."
• Alistair: "What? Lead? Me? No, no, no. No leading. Bad things happen when I lead. We get lost, people die, and the next thing you know I'm stranded somewhere without any pants."
(entering Redcliffe)
• Alistair: "Look, can we talk for a moment? I need to tell you something I, ah, should probably have told you earlier."
• Warden: "Let me guess: You're an idiot."
• Alistair: "Yes, that's right. I stopped you to tell you I'm an idiot. Whew! Thank the Maker you know already! Now I can stop worrying I'll be found out."
The name Alistair can mean "Defender of the People", or "One who holds off the enemies".
(If you initially refuse to allow Leliana to join your group when you meet her in the Dane and instead she stops you leaving Lothering)
• Warden: "Alistair, she's one Archdemon short of a blight."
• Alistair: "Yes, but she seems more... "Ooh, pretty colors!" than "Muahaha! I am Princess Stabbity! Stab, kill, kill!"
(When Alistair presents the rose to The Warden)
• Alistair: "Here, look at this. Do you know what it is?"
• Warden: "Your new weapon of choice?"
• Alistair: "Yes, that's right! Watch as I thrash our enemies with the mighty power of floral arrangements! Feel my thorns, darkspawn! I will overpower you with my rosy scent!"
(When talking about eating birds) (Shale is a golem)
• Shale: "I think I'm going to be sick."
• Alistair: "Oh! Golem vomit! This I have to see..."
• Shale: "Then you will be waiting a long time"
(After confronting The Warden about the other group members and selecting the option about gossip)
• Alistair: "I've got this nefarious plan to go around to each of them, and secretly tell them all the nasty things you said. That way they'll mutiny, and I shall become the group leader!" (evil laugh)
• Warden: "If you want to lead, all you have to do is ask."
• Alistair: "What? Lead? Me? No, no, no. No leading. Bad things happen when I lead. We get lost, people die, and the next thing you know I'm stranded somewhere without any pants."
(entering Redcliffe)
• Alistair: "Look, can we talk for a moment? I need to tell you something I, ah, should probably have told you earlier."
• Warden: "Let me guess: You're an idiot."
• Alistair: "Yes, that's right. I stopped you to tell you I'm an idiot. Whew! Thank the Maker you know already! Now I can stop worrying I'll be found out."
The name Alistair can mean "Defender of the People", or "One who holds off the enemies".