Righty-tighty, leftie-loosie

[mightymonju]

If anyone ever happens to tell you that changing your tire in your workplace's parking lot is a good time, run away from them as fast as you can, because they're a screaming, flaming lunatic. Especially if your tire has a screw puncturing it at a perfect 90-degree angle, and you only have one of those gimpy, clown-car replacement tires and a very

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[mittens_of_doom]

Dude, did you know, in oregon it's illegal to change your own tire?!?!?

[mightymonju]

That's ok, the one time I was out of Oregon and had to change my tire, I just batted my eyelashes at the gas station attendant and he did it for me.

[mittens_of_doom]

God! that is so my pet peeve! i hate you! You're not worth the oxygen you breathe! DIe!

[mightymonju]

What? I can't help that I'm naturally beautiful and guys totally do whatever I ask them!

[mittens_of_doom]

I wouldn't piss on your gums if they were on fire!

PS. I still think you're sexy!

[mightymonju]

PSYCHO HOSE BEAST! STOP HARASSING ME!!!!

[fakie1080]

You are very bad people.

[mightymonju]

Bad, but funny!

[mittens_of_doom]

Touch it fakie, you know you want to.