Oh, for Pete's sake

[mightymezzo73]

Now I have to be afraid of my stupid SHOWER CURTAIN, too? Sigh. Well, add that to the 1,000 other things on the list of Things I Should Be Afraid Of That Just Might Kill Me Or At Least Give Me Cancer.

Culture of fear, people. Culture of fear.

Now excuse me while I drink water OUT OF MY TOTALLY TOXIC NALGENE WATER BOTTLE.