(no subject)
Dear [Every driver on or near every Microsoft campus, ever]
I am acutely aware that you will be summarily executed if you do not manage to make it to your next meeting on time. For that I am sorry, and my heart goes out to those you will leave behind.
However, your reckless and impatient driving endangers not only your own already forfeit life, but more importantly*, the lives of countless others who share the road* with you. May I sincerely suggest that in the future, you plan adequately instead.
Sincerely Fuck You,
The undersigned.
* You are not the only person on the face of the planet. Get the fuck over yourself.
I am acutely aware that you will be summarily executed if you do not manage to make it to your next meeting on time. For that I am sorry, and my heart goes out to those you will leave behind.
However, your reckless and impatient driving endangers not only your own already forfeit life, but more importantly*, the lives of countless others who share the road* with you. May I sincerely suggest that in the future, you plan adequately instead.
Sincerely Fuck You,
The undersigned.
* You are not the only person on the face of the planet. Get the fuck over yourself.