So, today I was gonna do work...
Slept in til two. Hurrah, I'm a lazy ass. Still feel bad about that. Anyway, afterwards I fucked around for an hour or so (which was a lot of fun), singing, getting pretty, etc., with Sarah, then I decided to go to the library and get some real work done.
They close at six on the weekends, which I did not know til today when I was the last one to leave and they turned all the lights off on me.
Anyway, I was in there for maybe like 3ish, 2.5 hours. Did I get a lot of work done on my art history draft that's due Monday and we've had for awhile but I haven't started? Or any of the art history notes I'm behind on?
Hahahahahaha no. Instead I did this:
I put all of the following words into my itunes and saw how many songs came up for each. It got ridiculous.
dance - 100
sing - 149
teeth - 3
tooth - 0
war - 102
broccoli - 1
mustache - 1
zebra - 0
orange - 7
yellow - 21
purple - 4
green - 34
blue - 152
red - 111
pink - 37
hate - 19
(love) - 261
beard - 1
toupee - 2
chicken - 8
beef - 2
pork - 0
feather - 3
elephant - 2
giraffe - 0
lion - 11
zoo - 0
carpet - 1
wizard - 3
fairy - 32
fairies - 2
faeirie - 0
elf - 61
elves - 4
gnome - 2
troll - 3
silver - 15
gold - 51
bronze - 0
copper - 1
nike - 0
pants - 5
shirt - 1
pirate - 4
wacky - 1
cookie - 8
juice - 3
biscuit - 1
golf - 0
roof - 15
rainbow - 9
dinosaur - 1
peanut - 1
unicorn - 1
giggle - 0
spiral - 0
gross - 2 (why tenderly???)
stupid - 3
fake - 12
breakfast - 9
lunch - 2
dinner - 1
brunch - 0
snack - 0
dessert - 0
water - 29
ocean - 2 (?)
airplane - 16
train - 14
circus - 2
clown - 2
ugly - 2
pretty - 94
beautiful - 8
mighty - 26
cider - 0
winter - 20
spring - 51
summer - 34
fall - 45
autumn - 27
crap - 1
fork - 0
spoon - 5
knife - 7
napkin - 0
dagger - 0
sword - 0
duck - 6
cowboy - 8
knight - 23
ninja - 2
robot - 3
master - 32
mask - 0
masquerade - 0
masterbate - 0 (with a u too)
crown - 0
soda - 1
king - 86
queen - 10
prince - 14
princess - 3
jester - 0
joker - 2
joke - 5
castle - 24
gun - 11
dungeon - 0
dragon - 1
wing - 63
devil - 10
angel - 58
rubber - 5
satan - 2
God - 13
blouse - 0
skirt - 1
boot - 5
shoe - 7
sandal - 0
slipper -
private - 2
closet - 2
monkey - 6
cotton - 8
candy - 16
cotton candy - 1
iron - 13
silk - 13
plastic - 3
satin - 1
suede - 2
wood - 42
wooden - 5
shopping - 1
cart - 66
carriage - 1
shop - 4
toy - 6
doll - 16
bear - 18
playdough - 1
clay - 7
crayon - 1
marker - 0
grave - 6
cemetary - 0
coffin - 0
cough - 0
sneeze - 0
tissue - 1
doctor - 8
dentist - 0
nurse - 0
pencil - 0
yo-yo - 0
slinky - 0
teddy bear - 1
know - 39
denim - 79
courderoy - 79
tweed - 0
polyester - 0
patchwork - 0
canvas - 0
patch - 3
sun - 62
moon - 46
wand - 3
witch - 15
bell - 56
book - 254
candle - 3
nature - 4
natural - 4
zipper - 1
bonnet - 0
wagon - 3
half - 4
quarter - 0
whole - 3
button - 0
penny - 3
pennies - 2
game - 2
dollar - 1
nickle - 1
nickel - 4
dime - 3
money - 11
bride - 3
groom - 0
wedding - 39
cash - 7
life - 110
death - 14
alive - 16
dead - 15
dark - 13
light - 56
bright - 12
whimsical - 30
slap - 0
flash - 3
bolt - 1
lightning - 3
thunder - 5
cracker - 33
cheese - 12
steel - 7
steal - 2
thief - 0
robber - 0
imagine - 0 (no imagine??)
imagination - 4
fantasy - 2
truth - 13
true - 16
lie - 161
lies - 2
false - 0
believe - 19
trout - 1
fish - 18
saddle - 3
hillbilly - 0
hick - 14
trailer trash - 0
redneck - 0
white trash - 0
trailer - 0
trash - 3
country - 80
town - 80
city - 13
state - 19
roomate - 1
planet - 25
earth - 11
universe - 0
energy - 0
energizing - 20
suburb - 0
paint - 5
giant - 80
midget - 7
dwarf - 4
dwarves - 2
little - 102
big - 77
small - 3
large - 0
fat - 21
skinny - 0
thirsty - 0
hungry - 3
thin - 112
slender - 0
slim - 3
slime - 0
scum - 0
soap - 0
shampoo - 0
bath - 13
shower - 5
mafia - 0
dirty - 34
clean - 5
robust - 0
husky - 0
sexy - 2
corpulent - 0
hard - 105
soft - 15
slow - 1
fast - 14
smooth - 2
slick - 1 (?)
question - 1
answer - 1 (unrelated - two)
straight - 3
gay - 12
loud - 9
girl - 127
woman - 20
women - 21
men - 312
man - 426
boy - 102
adult - 1
kid - 23
teenager - 2
alcohol - 1
drugs - 0
child - 96
baby - 58
babies - 1
children - 57
grown - 0
grow - 5
gown - 0
robe - 48
chick - 13
dude - 2 (know i have one more)
guy - 44
gal - 11
cloud - 6
quiet - 0
sushi - 0
easy - 13
job - 2
work - 12
play - 11
hand - 10
arm - 50
finger - 28
foot - 44
leg - 69
toe - 4
ceiling - 0
wax - 0
floor - 1
wash - 3 (1 - ?)
table - 5
broom - 0
mop - 0
vacuum - 0
cloth - 1
sweep - 0
bottom - 5 (1 - ?)
butt - 12 (3 - ?)
ass - 215
behind - 0
laugh - 7
cry - 12
church - 12
temple - 3
doom - 0
jones - 54
noodle - 1
pimple - 0
zit - 0
pajama - 1
preppy - 0
prep - 1
punk - 160
hammer - 4 (1 - ?)
screwdriver - 0
squirrel - 1
pudding - 0 !!!!
earring - 0
necklace - 1
bracelet - 1
ring - 108
helmet - 0
safety - 4
danger - 1
tumble - 1
stumble - 1
honey - 6
pepper - 8
sugar - 28
salt - 6
pizza - 1
maid - 16
cherry - 8
jar - 4 (1 - ?)
butler - 1 (???)
paranoid - 1
sweater - 2
apricot - 0
calm - 0
jacket - 2
coat - 1
fur - 22
party - 21
seaweed - 0
weed - 1
confetti - 0
streamer - 0
smoke - 28 (1 - ?)
cigar - 2
river - 36 (1 - ?)
pipe - 16
steam - 0
gesture - 0
guess - 1
adventure - 14
nostril - 0
boring - 0
interesting - 0
bored - 0
cow - 21
sheep - 2
lamb - 1
goat - 0
pilot - 0
stove - 0
cobble - 0
cobbler - 0
chimney - 0
chimp - 1
chin - 40
condom - 0
time - 188
stop - 31
clock - 3
priest - 0
nun - 2
heel - 12
pope - 1 (???) (SATAN IS MY MOTOR - what???)
gum - 33
magnet - 1
trunk - 0
knit - 0
yarn - 0
twine - 0
string - 8
boss - 10
thread - 1
needle - 2
slave - 1
bitch - 3
fuck - 2
heaven - 11
hell - 22
dust - 6
sand - 36
chocolate - 24
mom - 40
mother - 13
father - 6
fudge - 1
dad - 9
son - 466
spouse - 0
husband - 0
wife - 7
daughter - 5
sister - 29
brother - 56
law - 13
order - 11
organize - 1 - ???
messy - 0
mess - 4
crime - 17
innocent - 1
guilty - 24
eye - 53
ear - 204
nose - 28
mouth - 18
eyebrow - 0
head - 19
forehead - 0
eyelash - 0
invisible - 1
secret - 3
trust - 2
power - 35
villain - 1
hero - 8
super - 17
cartoon - 1
problem - 2
solution - 2
great - 306
terrible - 0
horrible - 0
monster - 22
political - 2
correct - 2
incorrect - 2
politically incorrect - 2
good - 95
bad - 39
phone - 8
cactus - 2
I was gonna make a list of the more accessible/interesting words to post on livejournal for other people to check and do the same, a great procrastination tool.
No wonder I'm a Billiam for so many people now. I am procrastination personified. And I have to be with me ALL THE TIME. Of course I never get anything done.
I have problems. Seriously.
They close at six on the weekends, which I did not know til today when I was the last one to leave and they turned all the lights off on me.
Anyway, I was in there for maybe like 3ish, 2.5 hours. Did I get a lot of work done on my art history draft that's due Monday and we've had for awhile but I haven't started? Or any of the art history notes I'm behind on?
Hahahahahaha no. Instead I did this:
I put all of the following words into my itunes and saw how many songs came up for each. It got ridiculous.
dance - 100
sing - 149
teeth - 3
tooth - 0
war - 102
broccoli - 1
mustache - 1
zebra - 0
orange - 7
yellow - 21
purple - 4
green - 34
blue - 152
red - 111
pink - 37
hate - 19
(love) - 261
beard - 1
toupee - 2
chicken - 8
beef - 2
pork - 0
feather - 3
elephant - 2
giraffe - 0
lion - 11
zoo - 0
carpet - 1
wizard - 3
fairy - 32
fairies - 2
faeirie - 0
elf - 61
elves - 4
gnome - 2
troll - 3
silver - 15
gold - 51
bronze - 0
copper - 1
nike - 0
pants - 5
shirt - 1
pirate - 4
wacky - 1
cookie - 8
juice - 3
biscuit - 1
golf - 0
roof - 15
rainbow - 9
dinosaur - 1
peanut - 1
unicorn - 1
giggle - 0
spiral - 0
gross - 2 (why tenderly???)
stupid - 3
fake - 12
breakfast - 9
lunch - 2
dinner - 1
brunch - 0
snack - 0
dessert - 0
water - 29
ocean - 2 (?)
airplane - 16
train - 14
circus - 2
clown - 2
ugly - 2
pretty - 94
beautiful - 8
mighty - 26
cider - 0
winter - 20
spring - 51
summer - 34
fall - 45
autumn - 27
crap - 1
fork - 0
spoon - 5
knife - 7
napkin - 0
dagger - 0
sword - 0
duck - 6
cowboy - 8
knight - 23
ninja - 2
robot - 3
master - 32
mask - 0
masquerade - 0
masterbate - 0 (with a u too)
crown - 0
soda - 1
king - 86
queen - 10
prince - 14
princess - 3
jester - 0
joker - 2
joke - 5
castle - 24
gun - 11
dungeon - 0
dragon - 1
wing - 63
devil - 10
angel - 58
rubber - 5
satan - 2
God - 13
blouse - 0
skirt - 1
boot - 5
shoe - 7
sandal - 0
slipper -
private - 2
closet - 2
monkey - 6
cotton - 8
candy - 16
cotton candy - 1
iron - 13
silk - 13
plastic - 3
satin - 1
suede - 2
wood - 42
wooden - 5
shopping - 1
cart - 66
carriage - 1
shop - 4
toy - 6
doll - 16
bear - 18
playdough - 1
clay - 7
crayon - 1
marker - 0
grave - 6
cemetary - 0
coffin - 0
cough - 0
sneeze - 0
tissue - 1
doctor - 8
dentist - 0
nurse - 0
pencil - 0
yo-yo - 0
slinky - 0
teddy bear - 1
know - 39
denim - 79
courderoy - 79
tweed - 0
polyester - 0
patchwork - 0
canvas - 0
patch - 3
sun - 62
moon - 46
wand - 3
witch - 15
bell - 56
book - 254
candle - 3
nature - 4
natural - 4
zipper - 1
bonnet - 0
wagon - 3
half - 4
quarter - 0
whole - 3
button - 0
penny - 3
pennies - 2
game - 2
dollar - 1
nickle - 1
nickel - 4
dime - 3
money - 11
bride - 3
groom - 0
wedding - 39
cash - 7
life - 110
death - 14
alive - 16
dead - 15
dark - 13
light - 56
bright - 12
whimsical - 30
slap - 0
flash - 3
bolt - 1
lightning - 3
thunder - 5
cracker - 33
cheese - 12
steel - 7
steal - 2
thief - 0
robber - 0
imagine - 0 (no imagine??)
imagination - 4
fantasy - 2
truth - 13
true - 16
lie - 161
lies - 2
false - 0
believe - 19
trout - 1
fish - 18
saddle - 3
hillbilly - 0
hick - 14
trailer trash - 0
redneck - 0
white trash - 0
trailer - 0
trash - 3
country - 80
town - 80
city - 13
state - 19
roomate - 1
planet - 25
earth - 11
universe - 0
energy - 0
energizing - 20
suburb - 0
paint - 5
giant - 80
midget - 7
dwarf - 4
dwarves - 2
little - 102
big - 77
small - 3
large - 0
fat - 21
skinny - 0
thirsty - 0
hungry - 3
thin - 112
slender - 0
slim - 3
slime - 0
scum - 0
soap - 0
shampoo - 0
bath - 13
shower - 5
mafia - 0
dirty - 34
clean - 5
robust - 0
husky - 0
sexy - 2
corpulent - 0
hard - 105
soft - 15
slow - 1
fast - 14
smooth - 2
slick - 1 (?)
question - 1
answer - 1 (unrelated - two)
straight - 3
gay - 12
loud - 9
girl - 127
woman - 20
women - 21
men - 312
man - 426
boy - 102
adult - 1
kid - 23
teenager - 2
alcohol - 1
drugs - 0
child - 96
baby - 58
babies - 1
children - 57
grown - 0
grow - 5
gown - 0
robe - 48
chick - 13
dude - 2 (know i have one more)
guy - 44
gal - 11
cloud - 6
quiet - 0
sushi - 0
easy - 13
job - 2
work - 12
play - 11
hand - 10
arm - 50
finger - 28
foot - 44
leg - 69
toe - 4
ceiling - 0
wax - 0
floor - 1
wash - 3 (1 - ?)
table - 5
broom - 0
mop - 0
vacuum - 0
cloth - 1
sweep - 0
bottom - 5 (1 - ?)
butt - 12 (3 - ?)
ass - 215
behind - 0
laugh - 7
cry - 12
church - 12
temple - 3
doom - 0
jones - 54
noodle - 1
pimple - 0
zit - 0
pajama - 1
preppy - 0
prep - 1
punk - 160
hammer - 4 (1 - ?)
screwdriver - 0
squirrel - 1
pudding - 0 !!!!
earring - 0
necklace - 1
bracelet - 1
ring - 108
helmet - 0
safety - 4
danger - 1
tumble - 1
stumble - 1
honey - 6
pepper - 8
sugar - 28
salt - 6
pizza - 1
maid - 16
cherry - 8
jar - 4 (1 - ?)
butler - 1 (???)
paranoid - 1
sweater - 2
apricot - 0
calm - 0
jacket - 2
coat - 1
fur - 22
party - 21
seaweed - 0
weed - 1
confetti - 0
streamer - 0
smoke - 28 (1 - ?)
cigar - 2
river - 36 (1 - ?)
pipe - 16
steam - 0
gesture - 0
guess - 1
adventure - 14
nostril - 0
boring - 0
interesting - 0
bored - 0
cow - 21
sheep - 2
lamb - 1
goat - 0
pilot - 0
stove - 0
cobble - 0
cobbler - 0
chimney - 0
chimp - 1
chin - 40
condom - 0
time - 188
stop - 31
clock - 3
priest - 0
nun - 2
heel - 12
pope - 1 (???) (SATAN IS MY MOTOR - what???)
gum - 33
magnet - 1
trunk - 0
knit - 0
yarn - 0
twine - 0
string - 8
boss - 10
thread - 1
needle - 2
slave - 1
bitch - 3
fuck - 2
heaven - 11
hell - 22
dust - 6
sand - 36
chocolate - 24
mom - 40
mother - 13
father - 6
fudge - 1
dad - 9
son - 466
spouse - 0
husband - 0
wife - 7
daughter - 5
sister - 29
brother - 56
law - 13
order - 11
organize - 1 - ???
messy - 0
mess - 4
crime - 17
innocent - 1
guilty - 24
eye - 53
ear - 204
nose - 28
mouth - 18
eyebrow - 0
head - 19
forehead - 0
eyelash - 0
invisible - 1
secret - 3
trust - 2
power - 35
villain - 1
hero - 8
super - 17
cartoon - 1
problem - 2
solution - 2
great - 306
terrible - 0
horrible - 0
monster - 22
political - 2
correct - 2
incorrect - 2
politically incorrect - 2
good - 95
bad - 39
phone - 8
cactus - 2
I was gonna make a list of the more accessible/interesting words to post on livejournal for other people to check and do the same, a great procrastination tool.
No wonder I'm a Billiam for so many people now. I am procrastination personified. And I have to be with me ALL THE TIME. Of course I never get anything done.
I have problems. Seriously.