the stage, part duex

Jun 11, 2006 14:05

"I AM YOUR DIRECTOR, DIRECTOR MAN!!!!!" The enormous bald, yet hairy everywere else but his head, man. He Floated down and commanded in his nigh of ominous tone
"LET THE PRACTICE BEGIN!!!! WE WILL START WITH WARM-UPS!!! BREATH IN AND OUT, AND IN AND OUT, AND............THERE IS A CRIME IN PROGRESS, PRACTICE OVER, YOU WERE ALL VERY GOOD, COME BACK TOMMORROW, YOUR CHECK WILL BE AT THE COUNTER AS YOU LEAVE!!!!"
and he was gone. Just as soon as he came too, but it was for the best, because nowone was listening to him anyways. Our mischevious duo of Lil Jon and Robin-Da-Hood were hitting eachother over the head with random things as our own super cynic, Homie, was still in the process of ripping a new one into our air headed oblivious inventor, Shakey. THis all was weel and good till..
"Bang"
The doors slammed open and a gorilla with a strange symbol on his head, and two soldiers with the same embelem on theyre cranium (one sporting a mighty afro, and the other pretty close to it) stormmed into the room like they were taking over. With monstrous force he bellowed
"You inferior actors! You are nothing in comparison to the might and power of the Corbitt Continuum!!! There is no director anymore, so I shall conquer!!!!"
"Oh Hell No!!!!" Robin The hood Said, and with "a Force" he got a laser sword and lunged right at him, and the great ape ripped a pillar from the building and blocked the attack from the laser sword. every slash made by the actor was conflicted by the opponent. Every charge faced with a blow. At the end they were both faced with an equal that was just as tired as them. Thats when Robin got an idea......

"Throw me at him big guy!" he yell at Lil Jon, and he takes a run right at him, jumped, and Lil Jon swung him around and when Lil Jon Threw him at the fur-ball, Robin put flase claws on his hands with three blades, he threw down a gas bomb, and the audience, shocked out of there mind at this point heard clatter, some slicing, a roar and too yells, two human size thuds, and a giant thud. He walked out just as the smoke was clearing.
"Shweetness to da beatness" Our legendary warrior said.
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