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The Chinese are very good at this sort of thing. I’m speaking to you now from behind a pair of fake Ray-Bans, wearing a fake Armani jacket, carrying a fake Louis Vuitton bag, in which we find a fake iPad and a fake iPhone. And if we consult my fake Omega, we see that it’s 25 to 3pm probably. Which means it is time to pop into the fake Starbucks over there for a cup of fake coffee.