To No Man Shall I Kneel!

[mighty_meelor]

So everyone, ask me any number of questions, and I will answer each and every one of them with complete honesty. Yup, this could potentially be interesting. More likely it will suck, but point is, I've nothing to hide! Go go!

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[mighty_meelor]

Yes, the question "do you consider this a question?" is a question.

It is, however, a lame and horrid one!

[mighty_meelor]

Iron Maiden- Hallowed be thy Name

[mighty_meelor]

anyone or anything who absolutely and completely rules!

[count_venereal]

Why do I think yeti are awesome but I still want to hunt them?

[mighty_meelor]

Because, the reason for their awesomeness is because of the challenge posed in hunting them. If you hunt down and kill a bunny rabbit, it doesnt mean much, because bunny rabbits are wimpy and not-awesome. But if you hunt and kill a Yeti, you are awesome, because you hunted down and killed a fucking yeti! See? And it is for this reason that Yetis rule.

[count_venereal]

Yetis do rule, I contemplated writing a comic called Karl Malone: Yeti Slayer.

[count_venereal]

Why do you never update this thing? How am I supposed to form endless comment streams if you're always playing Risk?

[night_kiss]

(the most horrid question. haha) how did your conference go?

[mighty_meelor]

Terrible!
Simpson actually growled at me. Growled! Simpson!

Ohhhhh man she doesnt like me.

More on the details later!

[mighty_meelor]

Hrmm- i would respond facetiously, with something like "You are a qt", but rather, I will write on your deal.

You are more clevar than most, and hold great disdain for jackassery of all forms, including this here post of mine. A good fellow, all in all. Yup.