We'll rant and we'll roar like true british sailors!
See that fine ship right there? I was part of the crew on that for this last weekend! OH MAN!
I can now say i have raised the mainsail, swabbed the deck, and blew the bilge pumps. And also sang sea chanties while drunk with a bunch of sailors. Farewell and adieu, ye fair spanish ladies!
On top of that, I fired a CANNON!!!! Oh man! And also went sailing in the cold wind and rain. The rest of my life means precisely nothing now, I may have to become a sailor, as it will be the only way I will be worth anything ever.