Benji Madden...
Dear Benjamin Madden,
I read your blogs on your web page because boredom does that to people and all I can say is that... your spelling sucks. I don't mean it sucks in a "oh you need to correct the sux with a sucks" but I mean you REALLY sound and look dumb when you try to start a fight with Kelly Clarkson by writing words like "tuff" and "kix". How old are you? 26 right? Please, please, please act like one. I love your image and I think you're an incredibly talented guy (okay, you won me over with the PETA interview because I'm a sucker for anything regarding animal rights) but, at the risk of sounding like an English major snob, your writing needs some resurrection.
And Benji, telling Kelly you like a "fitter" look is not cool. You aren't bad to look at (again, I wish I could say you were AWESOME...but I dont know you) but you're not thin either. How would you like a really pretty girl to look at you and tell you "get the fuck away from me you fat fuck".
You wouldn't like it. And if it has happened to you, I'm sure you were hurt. Don't give me the Social Distortion "story of my life" attitude because I know that 99% of everyone who acts tough is extremely vulnerable inside.
But okay, next time you're in Boston, come visit me. Or even if you are in Mexico City (we love GC down there, legit) I'll show you the coolest hang outs to go to. I promise us mortals aren't bad people.
much love,
me
ps- your sister's band is awesome. Thank G-d for female members, jesus. We need more.
I read your blogs on your web page because boredom does that to people and all I can say is that... your spelling sucks. I don't mean it sucks in a "oh you need to correct the sux with a sucks" but I mean you REALLY sound and look dumb when you try to start a fight with Kelly Clarkson by writing words like "tuff" and "kix". How old are you? 26 right? Please, please, please act like one. I love your image and I think you're an incredibly talented guy (okay, you won me over with the PETA interview because I'm a sucker for anything regarding animal rights) but, at the risk of sounding like an English major snob, your writing needs some resurrection.
And Benji, telling Kelly you like a "fitter" look is not cool. You aren't bad to look at (again, I wish I could say you were AWESOME...but I dont know you) but you're not thin either. How would you like a really pretty girl to look at you and tell you "get the fuck away from me you fat fuck".
You wouldn't like it. And if it has happened to you, I'm sure you were hurt. Don't give me the Social Distortion "story of my life" attitude because I know that 99% of everyone who acts tough is extremely vulnerable inside.
But okay, next time you're in Boston, come visit me. Or even if you are in Mexico City (we love GC down there, legit) I'll show you the coolest hang outs to go to. I promise us mortals aren't bad people.
much love,
me
ps- your sister's band is awesome. Thank G-d for female members, jesus. We need more.