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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Tuesday secretgrlinside and I robbed a bank (-50 points). In July I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). Last Saturday I broke spyglass_'s X-Box (-12 points). In April I bought porn for tvisgood (10 points). In October I pushed _savethefall in the mud (-17 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-77 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
might_stumble