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[might_arisen]

*has been setting up his own network of spies, including various small and unpleasant creatures*

*receives a communication*

*O_o*

*manifests his whomping hammer*

WHERE IS HE? WHERE IS THE FUCKER WHO'S DEFILING MY BABY GIRL????

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[meldamelisse]

*is blissfully unaware of any agitation on your part*

[might_arisen]

*storms about, tearing things to shreds*

WHERE IS HE????

[meldamelisse]

*continues to do all sorts of nasty things, shrugging off that bad sensation that keeps creeping up on her*

[might_arisen]

MELDAMELISSE! YOU COME HERE RIGHT NOW!

MELDAMELISSE! YOU COME HERE RIGHT NOW!

[meldamelisse]

...

0_o

Oh. FUCK.

Ada? What's wrong?

[might_arisen]

First: Are you okay? Are you hurt? Did he force you to do anything?

[meldamelisse]

...

Er... yes, of course I'm fine. What are you talking about?

[might_arisen]

THEN WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU THINK YOU WERE DOING?

YOU'RE JUST MY A BABY.

[meldamelisse]

. . .

Having fun?

[might_arisen]

....

Having SEX.

>:

[meldamelisse]

...

And you and my mother are such shining paragons of virtue and chastity.

[might_arisen]

Well ... well ... well...

That's DIFFERENT.

[meldamelisse]

*crosses her arms*

Elaborate. HOW, precisely is it different?

[might_arisen]

We've been around for a LOT longer than you have.

[meldamelisse]

>:(

*SULKS*

That's a terrible argument.

[might_arisen]

YOU'RE MY DAUGHTER, AND I'M THE DARK LORD, AND I SAY YOU CAN'T HAVE SEX, FOR FUCK'S SAKE.

*is traumatised*