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How many Mount Allison students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Only one, but he gets six credits for it.
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How many St. F.X. students does it take to change a lightbulb?
None--Antigonish looks better in the dark.
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How many Dalhousie students does it take to change a lightbulb?
One--he holds the bulb and the world revolves around him.
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How many DalTech students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Five--one to design a nuclear-powered one that never needs changing, one to figure out how to power the rest of Halifax using that nuked lightbulb, two to install it, and one to write the computer program that controls the wall switch.
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How many Mount Saint Vincent students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Five--One to change the lightbulb and four to find the perfect J.Crew outfit to wear for the occasion.
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How many Acadia students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two--One to change the bulb and the other to say loudly how he did it as well as a Dalhousie student.
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How many Agricultural College students does it take to change a lightbulb?
None--They still use oil lamps.
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How many U.C.C.B. students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two--One to change the bulb and one to complain about how if they were at a better school the lightbulb wouldn't go out.
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How many Memorial students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Seven--One to change the light bulb and six to throw a party because he didn't screw it in upside down this time.
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How many College of Art and Design students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Four--One to change the lightbulb, one to hold her clothes, one to call it performance art, and one to post the others' bail.
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How many U.P.E.I. students does it take to change a lightbulb?
U.P.E.I has students?
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How many Saint Mary's students does it take to change a lightbulb?
None--They'll drink in the dark!
Only one, but he gets six credits for it.
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How many St. F.X. students does it take to change a lightbulb?
None--Antigonish looks better in the dark.
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How many Dalhousie students does it take to change a lightbulb?
One--he holds the bulb and the world revolves around him.
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How many DalTech students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Five--one to design a nuclear-powered one that never needs changing, one to figure out how to power the rest of Halifax using that nuked lightbulb, two to install it, and one to write the computer program that controls the wall switch.
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How many Mount Saint Vincent students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Five--One to change the lightbulb and four to find the perfect J.Crew outfit to wear for the occasion.
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How many Acadia students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two--One to change the bulb and the other to say loudly how he did it as well as a Dalhousie student.
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How many Agricultural College students does it take to change a lightbulb?
None--They still use oil lamps.
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How many U.C.C.B. students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two--One to change the bulb and one to complain about how if they were at a better school the lightbulb wouldn't go out.
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How many Memorial students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Seven--One to change the light bulb and six to throw a party because he didn't screw it in upside down this time.
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How many College of Art and Design students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Four--One to change the lightbulb, one to hold her clothes, one to call it performance art, and one to post the others' bail.
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How many U.P.E.I. students does it take to change a lightbulb?
U.P.E.I has students?
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How many Saint Mary's students does it take to change a lightbulb?
None--They'll drink in the dark!