F. Sott Fitzgerald spells phone, 'phone.
"Well my entire family just came down from Atlanta, so I can't hang out with you guys."
Girls are always lying to me to get off the 'phone with me. Even my mom does it.
"Hi mom."
"Hey honey. Listen, I can't talk right now, I have a roast in the oven."
"God dammit mom, can't you at least make up something different to tell me every time?"
(Long pause, while she thinks about this)
"No."
"No?"
"No. I don't respect you enough."
"That shit is fucked up, mom." But she has already hung up.
Girls are always lying to me to get off the 'phone with me. Even my mom does it.
"Hi mom."
"Hey honey. Listen, I can't talk right now, I have a roast in the oven."
"God dammit mom, can't you at least make up something different to tell me every time?"
(Long pause, while she thinks about this)
"No."
"No?"
"No. I don't respect you enough."
"That shit is fucked up, mom." But she has already hung up.