Sorry it Took so Long
I finally got a mirror to put in my shower so that I can smile at myself while soapin' up. It was getting annoying spending that ten minutes away from my image, you know? And that's when it hit me. Probably 85% of the population (more?) doesn't have the luxury of looking into a mirror and seeing Luke Edmondson smiling back at them.
But now I'm going to make that dream happen; I can't believe how selfish I have been, thinking that I was the only person who wanted to see me when they looked into a mirror. So, pending some money issues, I am going to have a set of mirrors installed around my house and normal hang-abouts so that every regular Joe out there can see me whenever they are near a Lukeimage® mirror. The crew that is setting this up for me said I should just get a camera and film myself, but I said no, it had to be mirrors, because with mirrors I can look back at the people, my people, and see how much joy I am bringing them.
There are drawbacks, of course. The people who are glued to their Lukeimage® set won't be able to hear all the sundry funny and poignant remarks I make on a day to day minute to minute basis.
To combat this, I will be miked, and videos of the mirror images will be recorded and later come out on DVD. Also, other DVD bonus materials will start to come out, for a modest price. "Luke Takes a Shower" for example. This is an artistic and erotic adult film. Not for kids. Also, the crew and I have started on a script for a blooper DVD, with such classics as "Luke Gets Up to go to the Bathroom in the Middle of the Night and Hits his Head on the Bathroom Door" and "Drunk Luke Imitates Steven Seagal's Martial Arts Moves while Watching Hard To Kill."
Man, it feels great to finally be giving something back.
But now I'm going to make that dream happen; I can't believe how selfish I have been, thinking that I was the only person who wanted to see me when they looked into a mirror. So, pending some money issues, I am going to have a set of mirrors installed around my house and normal hang-abouts so that every regular Joe out there can see me whenever they are near a Lukeimage® mirror. The crew that is setting this up for me said I should just get a camera and film myself, but I said no, it had to be mirrors, because with mirrors I can look back at the people, my people, and see how much joy I am bringing them.
There are drawbacks, of course. The people who are glued to their Lukeimage® set won't be able to hear all the sundry funny and poignant remarks I make on a day to day minute to minute basis.
To combat this, I will be miked, and videos of the mirror images will be recorded and later come out on DVD. Also, other DVD bonus materials will start to come out, for a modest price. "Luke Takes a Shower" for example. This is an artistic and erotic adult film. Not for kids. Also, the crew and I have started on a script for a blooper DVD, with such classics as "Luke Gets Up to go to the Bathroom in the Middle of the Night and Hits his Head on the Bathroom Door" and "Drunk Luke Imitates Steven Seagal's Martial Arts Moves while Watching Hard To Kill."
Man, it feels great to finally be giving something back.