On the twelfth day of Christmas,
midwestjester sent to me...
Twelve spiders reading
Eleven vipers watching
Ten bodhrans a-druming
Nine miniatures driving
Eight words a-laughing
Seven boomerangs a-wandering
Six runes a-goldsmithing
Five go-o-o-ood boots
Four graphic novels
Three tim malloys
Two quantum physics
...and a jthm in an alchemy.