I went to the mountaintop and I came back down with Twelve Commandments:

[midwesterly]

I. WRITE LETTERS

II. WRITE LOVE LETTERS

III. PLANT PLANTS

IV. RECORD YOUR DREAMS

V. GIVE MONEY AWAY

VI. STEAL EVERYTHING

VII. DRAW ON THE WALLS

VIII. NEVER SLEEP

IX. READ MAPS LIKE BOOKS

X. SPY ON STRANGERS IN THEIR CARS

XI. TAKE OFF YOUR SHOES, MAKE YOURSELF AT HOME

XII. MAKE FRIENDS WITH YOURSELF