dear andrew kenny [the almost phD andrew kenny],
i am so glad to see you standing there with what seems to be the only guitar you have played for the past ten years. you can only begin to understand how much you amaze me. you are an impeccable musician, lyrcists, almost doctor, person and so forth. besides, you look like malkmus, and we all know that malkmus is so dreamy. one day, when we meet, we shall have a spectacular converstation on subjects as: the kreb cycle, glycosis, and osmosis. and of course, this conversation will be held prior or post of your return to los angeles. come to la, eventhough i know you hate it. how unfortunate that you even wrote a song about it. why andrew, why?
love,
your biggest fan
tina