for sageness: "Around the World" (Men With Brooms/Hard Core Logo) by cmshaw

[midsummer_fic]

Title: Around the World
Author: cmshaw
Recipient: sageness
Fandoms: Men With Brooms/Hard Core Logo
Pairing: Chris Cutter (Men With Brooms)/Joe Dick (Hard Core Logo)
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Fucking curling.

Notes: Thanks to merryish for the beta.

Comments

[brooklinegirl]

Chris Cutter, you fucking slut, I adore you.

God, this challenge makes me SO HAPPY (she said modestly). Because, hello, we get this slutty pre-movie Chris Cutter, who just - god, it's just PERFECT, that he and Joe are BOTH after Billy's ass, but end up fucking each other (dirty! hot! fucking!) in the men's room, whores that they are.)

Joe leaned toward him and poked his chest with one finger. "You insulted curling," he said. "That's the great Canadian sport." Chris couldn't tell if he was serious or not, but Billy's eyes rolled and Joe smacked him on the side of the head.

"Fuck you," Billy said. He stalked off.

Chris snorted. "I thought nobody hits Billy?"

"Except me," Joe said.

SO. MUCH. LOVE. This is just so perfect, I have the scene crystal-clear in my head.

And god, the background with Lennox (Yes!) so very perfect, it just adds that level of detail that I adore. And:

"Oh, sorry, did I mess up your curls?" Joe said.

*dying of glee* Dude, they're arguing as they're fucking. I can't even tell you how HAPPY that makes me.

Chris pulled back, lifting Joe's wet dick off of his lips, and looked around at the not entirely filthy bathroom, then shrugged and swallowed. Didn't taste half bad, either.

omg, I adore that. Chris, you fucking, fucking hor, I love you.

You and Billiam, huh?" Joe said. "Hell. You'll be back. You always come back. Come on, we'll drink to that," he said.

Dude, that's wonderful. Sheerly completely wonderful. That is perfect, that is JOE, that is exactly it. I love love love this.