Just did this cuz it looked fun
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In January I stole bloodyshinigami's purse (-30 points). Last Thursday I ruled Canada as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In September I pushed princesskupo in the mud (-17 points). In July I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). Last Tuesday I caught a purse-snatcher who stole mari0nette's purse (30 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-17 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
midori_tea