Job

Sep 06, 2007 11:20

Also, I just gotta say...If anyone needs a super easy job--no, scratch that--a job so laughably easy that you will question why you ever bothered slaving away someplace else, apply to a Dick's Sporting Goods. I get four hours to do two hours worth of so-called "work", and I get paid nine buckaroos per hour to do it. It's like God is finally saying, "Sorry for all those years I owned you to your face with menial labor. Guess I'll toss ya a bone."

Still, I can't wait to graduate so I can get a real job. I'm going to be 23, for Christ's sake. Two years, though...one and a half on good behavior. And I gotta pass Physics somehow. But in the meantime, I guess I can be content with making a killing by putting sports bras on hangers.

P.S. Does Giuliani have an awful tan or what? It only heightens my belief that most of the GOP candidates are stuck in 1985.
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