Bleach Meme
List 10 favorite character in Bleach in the order from the first and foremost favorite to the tenth favorite:
1. Hitsugaya
2. Rukia
3. Ichigo
4. Charlotte
5. Yumichika
6. Rangiku
7. Unohana
8. Ryuuken
9. Isshin
10. Karin
What would they do under the following circumstances?
1. Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 (Hitsugaya) do?
Hmm, freeze em?
2. It's your birthday. What will 3 (Ichigo) give you?
Shounen Jump? Games? GAMES.
3. You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 (Charlotte) do?
ULTRA SPECIAL BEAUTIFUL SPECTACULAR AMAZING FANTASTIC WONDERFUL BEAUTIFUL SHOCKING SEXY SUPER RESCUE!
4. You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 (Yumichika) do?
"Don't worry, I'll make you beautiful enough so that they won't say anything" ... maybe.
5. You're about to marry number 10 (Karin). What's 6's (Rangiku) reaction?
Take pictures, duh. Though wouldn't Karin bash me in first or something?
6. You got dumped by someone. How will 7 (Unohana) cheer you up?
"Strike fear" into the dumpee.
7. You're angry about it afterwards, how does 8 (Ryuuken) clam calm you down?
He wouldn't. He'd shoot Isshin instead.
8. You compete in some tournament. How does 9 (Isshin) support you?
"GO GIRL YOU CAN DO IT DADDY IS PROUD OF YOU NEVER MIND IF YOU AREN'T MY DAUGHTER BUT YOU CAN BE MY FOURTH DAUGHTER BY PROXY DADDY HAS HIGH HOPES ON YOU!!!!!!!"
9. You can't stop laughing. What will 10 (Karin) do?
Just rolls her eyes and maybe hit me.
Relationship Part
1. (1) (Hitsugaya) is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?
Eh, not really.
2. (2) (Rukia) tells you about her deeply hidden love for number 9 (Isshin). Your reaction?
... WHAT. WHAT. WHAT. WHAT. WHAT. WHAT. WHAT. WHAT. WHAT.
3. You're dating (3) (Ichigo) and introduce him/her to your parents. Will they get along?
Hmm, they will, actually, since he's like a big softie.
4. (4) (Charlotte) loves number 9 (Isshin) as well. What does that mean?
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKNOFUCK
5. Will (5) (Yumichika) and (6) (Rangiku) ever kiss?
Er. Ran has her heart practically given away to Gin, so if they're drunk, yes.
6. (6) (Rangiku) appears to be a player, s/he breaks many hearts. What do you do?
Aww, Ran ;w; I'd do nothing, coz it's her choice...? IDK.
7. You had a haircut and (7) (Unohana) can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?
"Uh, Unohana-san...? Did I get a buzzcut by accident? Am I like Isane?"
8. (8) (Ryuuken) thinks he'll never get a girlfriend. What will you tell him?
I uh. Well. Wouldn't Ishida get pissed? I... don't know.
9. (9) (Isshin) is too shy to face you and confesses you his love by sending an e-mail. Now what?
FUCK NO NONONONONONONONO
10. You spot (10) (Karin) kissing number (1) (Hitsugaya). How do you react?
Oho, she's been using her new "womanly charms"... //gets frozen
Friendship part
Could 1 (Hitsugaya) and 6 (Rangiku) be soulmates?
Why not? 8D
Would number 2 (Rukia) trust number 5 (Yumichika)?
Probably.
Number 3 (Ichigo) wants to go shopping, will 7 (Unohana) come along?
I uh. Well. "Ah, Kurosaki-kun, please allow me to help you, yes?"
Number 4 (Charlotte) is bored and pokes number 10 (Karin). What happens after that?
Karin gives him a nice sock in the jaw, plus a kick to the nuts for good measure, and a football to the face.
5 (Yumichika) and 1 (Hitsugaya) are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?
Yumichika would be wailing like hell, so IDK.
If 6 (Rangiku) and 3 (Ichigo) cooked dinner, what would they make?
Probably something wholesome. Ichi is a big softie, like I said |D
7 (Unohana) and 9 (Isshin) apply for a job. What job?
SM
I mean. Police officer would be cool.
8 (Ryuuken) gives 5 (Yumichika) a haircut. Is that okay?
It's never okay.
9 (Isshin) sketches what 6's (Rangiku) perfect boyfriend should look like. Will 6 be happy?
I think she'd bash him first?
10 (Karin) and 8 (Ryuuken) are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?
"... you're a doctor, right."
"I am indeed."
"Okay. I just... need to confirm with you... this... monthly thing..."
"-insert scientific explanations and explicit detail?-"
What would happen if?
1 (Hitsugaya) accidentally kicked 10 (Karin)?
Hitsugaya wouldn't do such a mistake anyway owo
2 (Rukia) sent 9 (Isshin) an e-mail that was meant for her boyfriend?
I'M SO PROUD OF YOU, RUKIA-CHAN. BUT WHY ISN'T MY USELESS SON MAKING THE MOVES, HUH?!
5 (Yumichika) and 6 (Rangiku) did a work-out together?
Interesting...
6 (Rangiku) noticed s/he wasn't invited for your birthday?
She'd wail and cling and hug and smother me with her breasts so I doubt I'd forget.
7 (Unohana) won the lottery?
"Ah, look, Isane. We can refurbish the division now, yes?"
8 (Ryuuken) has quite a big secret?
Angst, angst, love for son, angst, IDK.
9 (Isshin) became a singer?
Holy shit.
10 (Karin) got a daughter?
Hmm, she might name her after Masaki :'D
Opinion to people Part
What does 1 (Hitsugaya) think of 2 (Rukia)?
She works hard.
What would 2 (Rukia) find weird about 3 (Ichigo)?
Ichigo! What's Asano and his weird grins and jokes? I don't understand him at all, and how are you friends?
How would 3 (Ichigo) greet 4 (Charlotte)?
... geh.
What would 4 (Charlotte) envy about 5 (Yumichika)?
I'M STILL MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN YOU, BITCH!
What dream would 5 (Yumichika) have about 6 (Rangiku)?
Drinking, more drinking...
What do 6 (Rangiku) and 7 (Unohana) have in common?
Erm. Boobs?
What would make 7 (Unohana) angry at 8 (Ryuuken)?
"Ishida-san, I do not care if you have a vendetta against shinigami. I will treat you and that is final, hmm?"
Where would 8 (Ryuuken) meet 9 (Isshin)?
At the former's hospital?
What would 9 (Isshin) never dare to tell 10 (Karin)?
That he's a shinigami ;w;
1. Hitsugaya
2. Rukia
3. Ichigo
4. Charlotte
5. Yumichika
6. Rangiku
7. Unohana
8. Ryuuken
9. Isshin
10. Karin
What would they do under the following circumstances?
1. Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 (Hitsugaya) do?
Hmm, freeze em?
2. It's your birthday. What will 3 (Ichigo) give you?
Shounen Jump? Games? GAMES.
3. You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 (Charlotte) do?
ULTRA SPECIAL BEAUTIFUL SPECTACULAR AMAZING FANTASTIC WONDERFUL BEAUTIFUL SHOCKING SEXY SUPER RESCUE!
4. You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 (Yumichika) do?
"Don't worry, I'll make you beautiful enough so that they won't say anything" ... maybe.
5. You're about to marry number 10 (Karin). What's 6's (Rangiku) reaction?
Take pictures, duh. Though wouldn't Karin bash me in first or something?
6. You got dumped by someone. How will 7 (Unohana) cheer you up?
"Strike fear" into the dumpee.
7. You're angry about it afterwards, how does 8 (Ryuuken) clam calm you down?
He wouldn't. He'd shoot Isshin instead.
8. You compete in some tournament. How does 9 (Isshin) support you?
"GO GIRL YOU CAN DO IT DADDY IS PROUD OF YOU NEVER MIND IF YOU AREN'T MY DAUGHTER BUT YOU CAN BE MY FOURTH DAUGHTER BY PROXY DADDY HAS HIGH HOPES ON YOU!!!!!!!"
9. You can't stop laughing. What will 10 (Karin) do?
Just rolls her eyes and maybe hit me.
Relationship Part
1. (1) (Hitsugaya) is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?
Eh, not really.
2. (2) (Rukia) tells you about her deeply hidden love for number 9 (Isshin). Your reaction?
... WHAT. WHAT. WHAT. WHAT. WHAT. WHAT. WHAT. WHAT. WHAT.
3. You're dating (3) (Ichigo) and introduce him/her to your parents. Will they get along?
Hmm, they will, actually, since he's like a big softie.
4. (4) (Charlotte) loves number 9 (Isshin) as well. What does that mean?
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKNOFUCK
5. Will (5) (Yumichika) and (6) (Rangiku) ever kiss?
Er. Ran has her heart practically given away to Gin, so if they're drunk, yes.
6. (6) (Rangiku) appears to be a player, s/he breaks many hearts. What do you do?
Aww, Ran ;w; I'd do nothing, coz it's her choice...? IDK.
7. You had a haircut and (7) (Unohana) can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?
"Uh, Unohana-san...? Did I get a buzzcut by accident? Am I like Isane?"
8. (8) (Ryuuken) thinks he'll never get a girlfriend. What will you tell him?
I uh. Well. Wouldn't Ishida get pissed? I... don't know.
9. (9) (Isshin) is too shy to face you and confesses you his love by sending an e-mail. Now what?
FUCK NO NONONONONONONONO
10. You spot (10) (Karin) kissing number (1) (Hitsugaya). How do you react?
Oho, she's been using her new "womanly charms"... //gets frozen
Friendship part
Could 1 (Hitsugaya) and 6 (Rangiku) be soulmates?
Why not? 8D
Would number 2 (Rukia) trust number 5 (Yumichika)?
Probably.
Number 3 (Ichigo) wants to go shopping, will 7 (Unohana) come along?
I uh. Well. "Ah, Kurosaki-kun, please allow me to help you, yes?"
Number 4 (Charlotte) is bored and pokes number 10 (Karin). What happens after that?
Karin gives him a nice sock in the jaw, plus a kick to the nuts for good measure, and a football to the face.
5 (Yumichika) and 1 (Hitsugaya) are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?
Yumichika would be wailing like hell, so IDK.
If 6 (Rangiku) and 3 (Ichigo) cooked dinner, what would they make?
Probably something wholesome. Ichi is a big softie, like I said |D
7 (Unohana) and 9 (Isshin) apply for a job. What job?
SM
I mean. Police officer would be cool.
8 (Ryuuken) gives 5 (Yumichika) a haircut. Is that okay?
It's never okay.
9 (Isshin) sketches what 6's (Rangiku) perfect boyfriend should look like. Will 6 be happy?
I think she'd bash him first?
10 (Karin) and 8 (Ryuuken) are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?
"... you're a doctor, right."
"I am indeed."
"Okay. I just... need to confirm with you... this... monthly thing..."
"-insert scientific explanations and explicit detail?-"
What would happen if?
1 (Hitsugaya) accidentally kicked 10 (Karin)?
Hitsugaya wouldn't do such a mistake anyway owo
2 (Rukia) sent 9 (Isshin) an e-mail that was meant for her boyfriend?
I'M SO PROUD OF YOU, RUKIA-CHAN. BUT WHY ISN'T MY USELESS SON MAKING THE MOVES, HUH?!
5 (Yumichika) and 6 (Rangiku) did a work-out together?
Interesting...
6 (Rangiku) noticed s/he wasn't invited for your birthday?
She'd wail and cling and hug and smother me with her breasts so I doubt I'd forget.
7 (Unohana) won the lottery?
"Ah, look, Isane. We can refurbish the division now, yes?"
8 (Ryuuken) has quite a big secret?
Angst, angst, love for son, angst, IDK.
9 (Isshin) became a singer?
Holy shit.
10 (Karin) got a daughter?
Hmm, she might name her after Masaki :'D
Opinion to people Part
What does 1 (Hitsugaya) think of 2 (Rukia)?
She works hard.
What would 2 (Rukia) find weird about 3 (Ichigo)?
Ichigo! What's Asano and his weird grins and jokes? I don't understand him at all, and how are you friends?
How would 3 (Ichigo) greet 4 (Charlotte)?
... geh.
What would 4 (Charlotte) envy about 5 (Yumichika)?
I'M STILL MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN YOU, BITCH!
What dream would 5 (Yumichika) have about 6 (Rangiku)?
Drinking, more drinking...
What do 6 (Rangiku) and 7 (Unohana) have in common?
Erm. Boobs?
What would make 7 (Unohana) angry at 8 (Ryuuken)?
"Ishida-san, I do not care if you have a vendetta against shinigami. I will treat you and that is final, hmm?"
Where would 8 (Ryuuken) meet 9 (Isshin)?
At the former's hospital?
What would 9 (Isshin) never dare to tell 10 (Karin)?
That he's a shinigami ;w;