001 - The Beautiful Green Beast of Konoha has arrived!
My wonderful friends, I have just returned from my latest mission after rescuing Gaara-kun - I mean, Kazekage-sama. It was a superb test of endurance and perseverance, a challenge of infinite proportions! But I must not be idle - two hundred laps around Konoha, and then, if no one wants to grab lunch, I'll climb up a waterfall three hundred times with both arms behind my back. YOSH!!