[Fic] Randomly said... 1/?
Summary: Some random drabbles of 100 words each (or so says my text editor), prompted by the famous random pairing generator
Rating: All Ages
Genres: Drabble, Fluff, General, Humor, Satire
Characters: Ian Chesterton, Leela, Luke Smith, Sarah Jane Smith, The Doctor (10th), The Doctor (5th), The TARDIS
1. Ian Chesterton / Fifth Doctor / locked out
Thanks to whovian42 for the wonderful beta-ing!
Ian Chesterton was still a bit taken aback. He had misplaced the key to his house, and did not expect a young blond player from the cricket field nearby to run to his help. And even less, to have the lad opening his door in five seconds. Who was he? An expert burglar? Ian was really getting a bit uneasy. The cottage Barbara and he had bought was in a remote part of England, in the countryside, and they had heard nothing about thefts in the neighbourhood. It was only when the man had gone, saying, "Goodbye, Chatterton," that Ian understood.
2. The Valeyard / Leela / a banana
Bananas are good!
The Valeyard was fuming when he exited his TARDIS. How dare that savage threaten him? And with a banana, no less! He was just going to take a peek in a Police-box disguised TARDIS to see which of the earlier "him" was inside, when that bloodthirsty woman he had stupidly picked up in his fourth incarnation had jumped on him with only a yellow fruit in hand. In less than a few seconds, she had him out of the TARDIS, jaw dropping open, not really understanding what had happened. But he would get his revenge! And it would be very messy!
3. Luke Smith / Sarah Jane Smith / Blood
Poor Sarah Jane
Sarah Jane Smith did not really want to have "that" talk with Luke, for various reasons. First and foremost, she was a woman... and his mother. Second, he was well aware of all the biological and physiological aspects of the problem. Third, he was already different from any child of his age. Fourth, he was adopted, and in all the books she had read about the problem, boys like that would ask the nearest male role model (Alan Jackson, she supposed). But she was not sure she wanted the Doctor to do it, even after her "biggest family on Earth" talk...