So.
One of my favorite bulletproof kinks is "straight boy has gay sex." I
wrote it once for the first Bring Back the Porn Day over at Insane Journal (Remus/Sirius/James with James as the straight boy), but just because I don't write it often doesn't mean I don't like reading it. And when it comes to kinks and fantasy, I am quite happy to do a lot of handwaving, because fiction /= real life. My kinks are my kinks.
Except when real life intervenes and gives you plot bunnies. And since my writing mojo is in hibernation, I will share it with you in the hopes that SOMEONE will write it in a fandom I like, with huge thanks to
indelicateink for posting about it in the first place. She always finds the good stuff!
So, I am shamelessly stealing her post so even more people can see this and write me fic, dammit! (what? Did you miss the SHAMELESS part of that sentence? My birthday is in 10 days (and 2 hours) w0t!)
From
this Craigslist's m4m ad:
I am a male model who has done a lot of work around the world and in NYC. I recently graduated college with a degree in finance, I have great stats (3.9 GPA) from a semi-target and decent work history. I am looking to break into IB as an analyst. I am looking for an MD or at least a VP from a BB or boutique bank in the city. I will be willing to relocate within the US and Asia (beggars can't be choosers). You should be able to get my resume through to HR and secure me at least an initial phone interview.
What I can do for you:
I can pretty much do whatever you would like. I am straight but will be enthusiastic in our encounter. I am versatile and am willing to play out a fantasy if you wish. This would be a one time deal unless you are a major player at an elite boutique or bulge bracket and really help me out, then we can do this a few more times if you wish. Complete and utter discretion is a must and you will need to verify who you are later down the road.
If you have any more questions feel free to email me.
OMG! SOMEONE WRITE THIS RITENAO!!1!!11!!1!!! PLEEEEEEEEEEEASE!!!!!!