A Lesson in Sexiness
"How to be teh Sexiness"
(title by tatre)
Step 1: Be Confident.
FivePesoBarrel: YOU LOST SOME SEXY!
Birdiekm89: huh?
FivePesoBarrel: ?=not sexy
piano142002: but ? is punctuation
Birdiekm89: i had to leav on my sexyness lesson last night(this mornigng)
piano142002: how is it not sexy?
piano142002: i mean
FivePesoBarrel: yeah
stonar rules: because it means you're uncertain
piano142002: describe a way in which it is not sexy.
FivePesoBarrel: only . and ! = awesome
stonar rules: you should know all
piano142002: ok
piano142002: so
stonar rules: you should be confident
stonar rules: confidence = sexy
FivePesoBarrel: brb
stonar rules: that HAS to make sense
stonar rules: k
stonar rules: =(
piano142002: please affirm or correct the folowing:
piano142002: all quesitions should be in the form of a statement
piano142002: or series of statements
stonar rules: you shouldn't ask questions
FivePesoBarrel: i believe in a thing called love
FivePesoBarrel: just listen to the rythm of my heart
stonar rules: any chance we can make it now
stonar rules: (or sth)
FivePesoBarrel: ^_^
stonar rules: we'll be rockin till the sun goes down
stonar rules: (or sth)
stonar rules: you don't ask if that's right
FivePesoBarrel: haha
stonar rules: you just say "or sth"
FivePesoBarrel: yeh
FivePesoBarrel: or sth
stonar rules: so it looks as if you know it, but you're not quite so sure
stonar rules: it's only taking away a little bit of sexy
Step 2: Be Mysterious.
stonar rules: you get this don't you
FivePesoBarrel: yeah
stonar rules: because we're so boss
FivePesoBarrel: good night ladies = sexy x infinity
stonar rules: aw haw
Birdiekm89: lol
FivePesoBarrel: top secret = sexy x infinity
stonar rules: omg
Birdiekm89: justins phone #
stonar rules: top secret = sexy x infinity x 230894892374732894
Step 3: Don't Be Retarded.
FivePesoBarrel: i have a question
FivePesoBarrel: on vh1
Birdiekm89: umm
FivePesoBarrel: when someone says "asshole""
FivePesoBarrel: they only beep out "hole"
Birdiekm89: lol
stonar rules: lol
stonar rules: I know
Birdiekm89: yeah why is that?
stonar rules: that's so retarded
FivePesoBarrel: so its like "YOURE SUCH AN ASS*beep*"
stonar rules: they bleep out RETARDED!
stonar rules: they are so dumb
FivePesoBarrel: lol
Birdiekm89: lol
stonar rules: they bleep the word "retard"
stonar rules: it's re****
FivePesoBarrel: butt shouldnt it be *beep*hole instead of ASS*beep*
Birdiekm89: rh
stonar rules: "YOU RE*BEEP*"
FivePesoBarrel: LOL
Step 4: Ask the Important Questions.
Rellasam: ...are we all single here
stonar rules: yes
FivePesoBarrel: yeah
Birdiekm89: yeah
FivePesoBarrel: except im married to lumpy
Rellasam: wow...
Step 5: Say Wonderful Things about Your Significant Other... Even If They're Fake.
stonar rules: I = in love with Mr. Air
Rellasam: my boyfriend
stonar rules: I can't breathe without him
Step 6: Quote Pimp Rap Songs.
Rellasam: ~ladies is pimps too..go on brush ya shoulders~
stonar rules: Let's go! If you want it, you can get it. Let me know!
stonar rules: get
stonar rules: (get)
stonar rules: that
stonar rules: (that)
stonar rules: dirt off ya shoulder
stonar rules: s
stonar rules: and the other one too
Rellasam: that DIRT OFF YO SHOULDERS
stonar rules: *beat boxing*
Step 7: Never Settle for Just Six Steps.
ashleyelizabeth♥
(title by tatre)
Step 1: Be Confident.
FivePesoBarrel: YOU LOST SOME SEXY!
Birdiekm89: huh?
FivePesoBarrel: ?=not sexy
piano142002: but ? is punctuation
Birdiekm89: i had to leav on my sexyness lesson last night(this mornigng)
piano142002: how is it not sexy?
piano142002: i mean
FivePesoBarrel: yeah
stonar rules: because it means you're uncertain
piano142002: describe a way in which it is not sexy.
FivePesoBarrel: only . and ! = awesome
stonar rules: you should know all
piano142002: ok
piano142002: so
stonar rules: you should be confident
stonar rules: confidence = sexy
FivePesoBarrel: brb
stonar rules: that HAS to make sense
stonar rules: k
stonar rules: =(
piano142002: please affirm or correct the folowing:
piano142002: all quesitions should be in the form of a statement
piano142002: or series of statements
stonar rules: you shouldn't ask questions
FivePesoBarrel: i believe in a thing called love
FivePesoBarrel: just listen to the rythm of my heart
stonar rules: any chance we can make it now
stonar rules: (or sth)
FivePesoBarrel: ^_^
stonar rules: we'll be rockin till the sun goes down
stonar rules: (or sth)
stonar rules: you don't ask if that's right
FivePesoBarrel: haha
stonar rules: you just say "or sth"
FivePesoBarrel: yeh
FivePesoBarrel: or sth
stonar rules: so it looks as if you know it, but you're not quite so sure
stonar rules: it's only taking away a little bit of sexy
Step 2: Be Mysterious.
stonar rules: you get this don't you
FivePesoBarrel: yeah
stonar rules: because we're so boss
FivePesoBarrel: good night ladies = sexy x infinity
stonar rules: aw haw
Birdiekm89: lol
FivePesoBarrel: top secret = sexy x infinity
stonar rules: omg
Birdiekm89: justins phone #
stonar rules: top secret = sexy x infinity x 230894892374732894
Step 3: Don't Be Retarded.
FivePesoBarrel: i have a question
FivePesoBarrel: on vh1
Birdiekm89: umm
FivePesoBarrel: when someone says "asshole""
FivePesoBarrel: they only beep out "hole"
Birdiekm89: lol
stonar rules: lol
stonar rules: I know
Birdiekm89: yeah why is that?
stonar rules: that's so retarded
FivePesoBarrel: so its like "YOURE SUCH AN ASS*beep*"
stonar rules: they bleep out RETARDED!
stonar rules: they are so dumb
FivePesoBarrel: lol
Birdiekm89: lol
stonar rules: they bleep the word "retard"
stonar rules: it's re****
FivePesoBarrel: butt shouldnt it be *beep*hole instead of ASS*beep*
Birdiekm89: rh
stonar rules: "YOU RE*BEEP*"
FivePesoBarrel: LOL
Step 4: Ask the Important Questions.
Rellasam: ...are we all single here
stonar rules: yes
FivePesoBarrel: yeah
Birdiekm89: yeah
FivePesoBarrel: except im married to lumpy
Rellasam: wow...
Step 5: Say Wonderful Things about Your Significant Other... Even If They're Fake.
stonar rules: I = in love with Mr. Air
Rellasam: my boyfriend
stonar rules: I can't breathe without him
Step 6: Quote Pimp Rap Songs.
Rellasam: ~ladies is pimps too..go on brush ya shoulders~
stonar rules: Let's go! If you want it, you can get it. Let me know!
stonar rules: get
stonar rules: (get)
stonar rules: that
stonar rules: (that)
stonar rules: dirt off ya shoulder
stonar rules: s
stonar rules: and the other one too
Rellasam: that DIRT OFF YO SHOULDERS
stonar rules: *beat boxing*
Step 7: Never Settle for Just Six Steps.
ashleyelizabeth♥