"the bitch is dirty! she's got VD! get yourself tested and sleep with me!!!"

[midnightxeyes]

Funniest thing happened today...I went to the A's/Mariners game with Janesa this afternoon, and we were walking up to get tickets, and we were talking about that time last season when us and Xelha scored free tickets like 3 nights in a row and how cool that was. and right after we finished saying that, this older couple was like "hey, would you guys like free tickets? they're really good seats". we were like "yeah sure! thank you so much!" and it turned out they were in section 119 row 14, right over the A's dugout. It was like 7 rows up or so. It was AWESOME. I had on my Mariners shirt and my A's hat and I was doing double rooting. Well I was really just reppin the M's and rooting for the A's cause the M's aren't going to the playoffs anyways and the A's have a good chance...but the fucking A's have a problem with getting their shit together and the M's have a problem with not winning when I want them to win and not losing when I want them to lose so the M's won 2-0 :( Zito and Haren both came out of the dugout and were standing by the cameras in front of us for a while. It made me happy cause they're my favorites! They both have quite long hair. I think Zito's hair length is starting to rival mine...
Speaking of Zito, Alyssa Milano isn't spreading her VD to him anymore cause they broke up. yessssss I'm glad because she's a whore and he can find someone nice and respectible (hahaha here goes Schlomo and Helmut's "nice respecitble jew and german girl" speech). Now she's moved on to Brad Penny from the Dodgers, who is in fact the 3rd pitchers she's dated. Crazy ass bitch needs to stop spreading her ghonnorheaclamidya all over the MLB.
school tomorrow aghhhhh I have hella homework to do tonight.

p.s. REMAINS!
p.p.s. Emily and I are singlehandedly starting a Backstreet Boys revival.