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[midnightxeyes]

hey hey everyone i'm home woot. well kinda woot, I miss Hawaii already. It was SO nice! I got hella tan, I'm like 4 shades-of-makeup-darker than I was when I left (and I know this because I had to buy new foundation because it was WAY too pale for me) so I'm really happy that I got a tan! It was hella fun, besides the fact that my family is like Loon City. The swimming pool at our hotel was an acre big and there was a beach right there, Kalapaki Beach but it was kinda...mucky, so we went to Poipu and Hanalei Bay too (Hanalei like from Puff the Magic Dragon, you know the "land called Hanalei" that he lives in and all that jazz, its a real place!) and WOW I've never seen water that clear and blue and pretty in my life! One of the days when we were at Kalapaki beach, I got hit by a huge huge wave and my swimsuit top fell off and we kind of had an incident because I had no idea it fell off and when I got up my aunt just looked at me and screamed and laughed because she was so shocked so I thought something was on me so I screamed and dove into the water hahaha. One of the days, we took this boat up the Wailua River and went to this little rainforest, it was SO cool, the leaves on plants were like as big as me and there were little waterfalls and really pretty flowers and ferns and it was really beautiful. We also went to a luau which was fun and there were SO many birds but they fucking roasted a pig and it made me want to kill myself. and then I was walking around the place and I found the pen of pigs that they were going to roast and I talked to them and the babies were so cuttttte! One of the babies that I named Piggly Wiggly, kept nuzzling my hand with his snout and I tried to let them free in the name of all things right but too many people were walking by and when I thought about it, they would just catch them and put them right back unless I could sneak them out somehow but I couldn't but I felt so BAD. they called out to me!!! gah. Ah I forgot to mention the chickens! Oh my god there were wild chickens EVERYWHERE!!!! and I mean everywhere on the island they just hung out and ran around and it was so funny. I told James and Audra and Britt I was gonna bring them chickens back as a token of my love and none of them appreciated it but Britt hahaha. Oh I went snorkeling too, well not snorkeling because I can't use a snorkel cause I'm an idiot and I forget I cant dive after the fishies but anyways its was really cool oh and I made friends with a sea cucumber and I named him Seabiscuit not because of the horse but because he lives in the sea and he looked like a biscuit. Oh and on uhhh Friday night Rachel called me from the Alkaline Trio show and let me hear Crawl and Jaked on Green Beers and that made me really happy since I couldnt be there so thank you so much Rachel!! On Sunday we had to take a little plane from Kaua'i (where we were staying) to O'ahu cause we were leaving from Honolulu. I got to see Pearl Harbor! It was really cool but sad at the same time. And when I say that I have never seen as many Japanese people in America as I did in Honolulu, I kid you not, everything was written in english and then in Japanese (and I'm not being racist I'm just stating that I've never seen so many Japanese people in one place in my life). Honolulu was really cool, I would LOVE to go there for college, its like the perfect mix of a big city and a beach town. And on the plane home I got to ride for the first time ever in one of those really big planes with 3 rows instead of 2 it was so weird I thought they only existed in movies.
all in all I had HELLA fun and I shall be posting pictures tomorrow, I'd do it now but I'm far too lazy and Viva La Bam comes on in 10 minutes.

and just in case you were wondering like I was


thats a mongoose.