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Jan 21, 2005 11:40

CNN is reporting that Lance Armstrong may be stripped of his Tour de France title. In a random check, 3 substances banned by the French were found in Armstrongs hotel room. They were:
(1) Toothpaste
(2) Deodorant
(3) Soap
French officials also found a number of other items which they had never seen before, including a testicle and a backbone...

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LMAOOOOOOO belladonnapixie January 21 2005, 16:57:32 UTC

You just made me spit tea. :P

Re: LMAOOOOOOO midnighttoken January 21 2005, 17:02:18 UTC

Hopefully not on your computer. I think I have a general disdain for the French and I've never even been to France. Of course, if it's anything like Quebec, I'm not sure I want to go.

Re: LMAOOOOOOO belladonnapixie January 21 2005, 17:06:10 UTC

Missed the computer, Tagged the cat though. It's ok she needs a bath anyway. I've been to France, Quebec is just a knock-off of the real thing. You're not missing anything. France still holds more assholes per capita than most countries.

Re: LMAOOOOOOO midnighttoken January 21 2005, 17:08:47 UTC

Damn, that sounds like being anywhere in Mass. Oops, did I say that?

Re: LMAOOOOOOO belladonnapixie January 21 2005, 17:10:23 UTC

We'll say it was a whisper. Btw, I'm Kelly, nice to meet you.

Re: LMAOOOOOOO midnighttoken January 21 2005, 17:16:59 UTC

I'm Kunle. Nice to meet you too.

I am what you might call a funny guy. Actually, I'm better at making people laugh when they are feeling down than straight comedy, but I love making people laugh.

Re: LMAOOOOOOO belladonnapixie January 21 2005, 17:39:27 UTC

Pleasure to meet you Kunle. Nice name, it's unique, I like that.

Laughing is always good. Hmmm to describe myself...I'm a barbie doll looking..Chica that loves sports, offbeat humour, has a tendency to post obscure crap at times, at other times..intellectual...A confirmed couture whore..meaning that I enjoy collecting it like some people collect baseball cards. A total LJ addict...a weird gamer chick that loves to read chick lit. :)

Re: LMAOOOOOOO midnighttoken January 21 2005, 17:46:06 UTC

I'm not sure how to follow that. I like 80's music. :-/ I have a fast car, uh, truck. I'm just like my description says, tall and dark, as you can see in the picture. I like a lot of things. Sometimes, I just like picking on people, but not in a bullying sort of way...at least not all the time. ;-)

Are you married/single/attached, etc.?

Re: LMAOOOOOOO belladonnapixie January 21 2005, 17:49:38 UTC

Ahhhh the 80's ....My iPod is full of 80's stuff. LOL Feel free to pick on me all ya want. Most people start with short jokes, since i'm 5'4. I am happily attached to meh techy geek :)

This sounds like the beginning of a great friendship.

Re: LMAOOOOOOO midnighttoken January 21 2005, 17:50:53 UTC

It sure does.

Check out some of my previous posts and you'll see some of the crazy 80's stuff I have. I'm working on listing a couple more cds as we speak.

Re: LMAOOOOOOO purple_undies January 24 2005, 02:54:07 UTC

I am 5'4, too. It isn't that short ;).

Re: LMAOOOOOOO midnighttoken January 24 2005, 03:11:09 UTC

It's all relative. Standing next to me wouldn't make you feel so tall, that's for sure. I'm 6'4"

Re: LMAOOOOOOO purple_undies January 24 2005, 03:13:26 UTC

That's true. 5'4 isn't tall.. but it isn't really short. I like my height though :D.

Re: LMAOOOOOOO midnighttoken January 24 2005, 03:21:38 UTC

oh I know. It's average height for women, believe it or not.

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