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mad orientations yesterday and today
"the irs was after us, but now we got our money back, my very italian sister kept yelling at them and they found our check...what do you want to buy joey"
me: kettlebells
him: "ok...done"
learned a lot about what kind of gym im dealing with
ate 8 eggs split up into 4 at a time via corn tortilla / salsa verde / sliced mushroom / onion delivery
paleo diet plus corn tortillas and rice
trained woman whos parents escaped tibet, lived in india, now lives in ithaca, she
trained like 6 women all w/ ailments and no real exp. due to curves membership
trained some dude thats an ultramarathoner
pink shamrock gym, chicks only, personal training mandatory
met some dude who lived in my gym for a year up in the rafters cause he was down on his luck...thats pretty fuckin hilarious
my gym in the summer had squirrels running around and shit so its funny to picture someone living with squirrels in a gym having them steal your shit at night
got a library card today, Ithacas library is huge, i figured i could live in my gym and moonlight at the library for internet and book access and live rent free
met some dude at the gym who drives a volkswagon (diesel) that runs on vegetable oil....he also lives off the grid in an A frame house...dude looks native american...cool dude...gotta look into this
making money workin like a man while you fucks are studying and collecting unemployment
im studying the dark part of peoples eyes, finding what makes them tick, and then making them look the way their 200,000 years of evolution intended...just kidding about this im being purposely pretentious
but
guess what grad school does for you folks
about the same that working out at curves does
it gives you something to do but at the end all you actually did was spend money
when i become unemployed and get unemployment ill look back at this and feel bad
just kidding that shit wont happen
watch into the wild or read the book
i havent watched all the harry potter movies yet, i heard they're making books though because the movies were so successful, i just dont know if my religion would agree with me reading things like that
things im thinking about:
aliens making us mine gold long ago because they fucked up their environment and gold can send light back into space and stop warming, crossfit back squat 1RM 250, starting a new gym, going to new zealand with tyler and alex, sleeping in late
"the irs was after us, but now we got our money back, my very italian sister kept yelling at them and they found our check...what do you want to buy joey"
me: kettlebells
him: "ok...done"
learned a lot about what kind of gym im dealing with
ate 8 eggs split up into 4 at a time via corn tortilla / salsa verde / sliced mushroom / onion delivery
paleo diet plus corn tortillas and rice
trained woman whos parents escaped tibet, lived in india, now lives in ithaca, she
trained like 6 women all w/ ailments and no real exp. due to curves membership
trained some dude thats an ultramarathoner
pink shamrock gym, chicks only, personal training mandatory
met some dude who lived in my gym for a year up in the rafters cause he was down on his luck...thats pretty fuckin hilarious
my gym in the summer had squirrels running around and shit so its funny to picture someone living with squirrels in a gym having them steal your shit at night
got a library card today, Ithacas library is huge, i figured i could live in my gym and moonlight at the library for internet and book access and live rent free
met some dude at the gym who drives a volkswagon (diesel) that runs on vegetable oil....he also lives off the grid in an A frame house...dude looks native american...cool dude...gotta look into this
making money workin like a man while you fucks are studying and collecting unemployment
im studying the dark part of peoples eyes, finding what makes them tick, and then making them look the way their 200,000 years of evolution intended...just kidding about this im being purposely pretentious
but
guess what grad school does for you folks
about the same that working out at curves does
it gives you something to do but at the end all you actually did was spend money
when i become unemployed and get unemployment ill look back at this and feel bad
just kidding that shit wont happen
watch into the wild or read the book
i havent watched all the harry potter movies yet, i heard they're making books though because the movies were so successful, i just dont know if my religion would agree with me reading things like that
things im thinking about:
aliens making us mine gold long ago because they fucked up their environment and gold can send light back into space and stop warming, crossfit back squat 1RM 250, starting a new gym, going to new zealand with tyler and alex, sleeping in late