Deadpool for Democrats
Okay, we have a sinister power hungry illuminatus with a history of cash meets political power scandals from New York (er, Arkansas, er Illinois), versus a charismatic optimistic upstart Washington outsider from Illinois. And he gained 5 more delegates than Hillary on Super Tuesday.
Anybody want to lay bets on when Obama suddenly commits suicide ("stress of the campaign") as he overdoses on drugs while tying himself up and shooting himself in the back of the head?