"Hey, you two girls ever seen a dick this big?"
Tonight JW and I went out to Vice. It was lots of fun! It was Montaz's 36th Birthday and Amanda Love, Big Girl, Robin Hearts, Veruca B. Deadly, and Erin Steele made appearances. I have to tell some things before I forget them... ^_^
Well one happened when me and JW were on our way walking up to the parking garage from the club. She and I were walking side by side and passed a guy peeing on a building. As we passed him, he said "Hey, you two girls ever seen a dick this big?" and I turned to him and said " I have one." It was sublime. He promptly said "Oh, it's a guy and a girl, my bad." He wasn't trying to be insulting or anything. Just being a straight guy trying to advertise his dick (*cough*compensation*cough*)
There was another incident with some Middle Eastern looking guy saying that he wasn't sure if I was a guy or a girl, but I don't think it's really something that needs recorded verbatim. He basically was asking where we came from and if we were... *hand motion*. He asked where we were coming from and I told him I came from Jersey. :-p Played dumb. Just to be safe.
I had a really fun night. Me, JW, Ken, and his g/f went and it was fun. I had a Greatful Dead, a Skittle, a Long Island, a Cranberry-Orange-and-Vodka, and several sips of friends' drinks. We had a fun time. ^_^
Aiight, I'm hungry then I'm goin to bed. G'nite all!
-Misha
=^^= ~~
Well one happened when me and JW were on our way walking up to the parking garage from the club. She and I were walking side by side and passed a guy peeing on a building. As we passed him, he said "Hey, you two girls ever seen a dick this big?" and I turned to him and said " I have one." It was sublime. He promptly said "Oh, it's a guy and a girl, my bad." He wasn't trying to be insulting or anything. Just being a straight guy trying to advertise his dick (*cough*compensation*cough*)
There was another incident with some Middle Eastern looking guy saying that he wasn't sure if I was a guy or a girl, but I don't think it's really something that needs recorded verbatim. He basically was asking where we came from and if we were... *hand motion*. He asked where we were coming from and I told him I came from Jersey. :-p Played dumb. Just to be safe.
I had a really fun night. Me, JW, Ken, and his g/f went and it was fun. I had a Greatful Dead, a Skittle, a Long Island, a Cranberry-Orange-and-Vodka, and several sips of friends' drinks. We had a fun time. ^_^
Aiight, I'm hungry then I'm goin to bed. G'nite all!
-Misha
=^^= ~~