Panic cupcake!crack!

[midnightsausage]

So, erm. I wrote Panic crack!fic. What does it say that this is the first thing I've actually finished in over a year?

The backstory on this is, ever since we both read this, heartequals and I have been making references to cake frosting whenever we talk about Ryan Ross. And the other day, cupcakes came up. And she said "If you don't want it, I will do it!

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[ratherblank]

"I hate you, Brendon Urie."

"You so don't, Ry-cakes."

and
"Why would you think I would have ANY experience with this at all?"

"Because you're Pete Wentz, duh."
I love you.

[heythatscool]

lol ily2 for even commenting.

[heartequals]

omgz. omgz omgz omgz. THIS IS SO MUCH BETTER NOW THAT I DON'T HAVE TO SQUINT TO READ IT!

"My little cupcake" SPENCER ILY.

Nat, you are GREAT. I love it!

[midnightsausage]

oh i'm glad! i had a lot more trouble with the dialogue than i was expecting, but i reckon it turned out okay!

i was trying to decide whether i should post it somewhere else, slashatthedisco or something? but idk, i feel like they'd be like "TOO MUCH CRACK NOT ENOUGH SEX KTHNX" or something, lolz.

[heartequals]

POSSIBLY someone will be like "psh, not enough sex" but that is because they do not realise the utter GENIUS of this fic. Ryan Ross! A cupcake! It was meant to be. You should post it!

[midnightsausage]

alright, i will consider this!

[new_evolution]

HOLY SHIT.

This might possibly be the best thing ever written in the history of ever. And then it got so adorable at the end! I kind of want a pet sentient cupcake now.

[pyraterose]

wow...that was the best crack-fic I've ever read. Thank you. I'm now going to go to bed dreaming of a pink-frosted Ryan Ross.

[damnpetewentz]

best crack fic hands down...i love that ryan cupcake has roses and i heard rosevest screaming through my head.
best line definitely was "Because you're Pete Wentz, duh."