People make me go CRAAAZY.
My Mobile phone rings:
Her: Hi, is Antony there?
Me: Erm, no, I do believe you've got the wrong number.
Her: Is Antony there?
Me: No, as I previously stated to you I do believe you have the wrong number.
Her: So, Antony isn't there?
Me: No, this is Ed, quite a different sounding name to Antony. You can tell by the way it sounds. Sounds like..Ed.
Her: But I just dialed this number.
Me: Yes, that is my number, but there is no Antony here, because..I'm Ed.
Her: Pause...
Her: Oh OK, sorry I must have the wrong number.
Me: That's quite alright. Bye bye.
Me: *wall head bang dead blood sigh*
Her: Hi, is Antony there?
Me: Erm, no, I do believe you've got the wrong number.
Her: Is Antony there?
Me: No, as I previously stated to you I do believe you have the wrong number.
Her: So, Antony isn't there?
Me: No, this is Ed, quite a different sounding name to Antony. You can tell by the way it sounds. Sounds like..Ed.
Her: But I just dialed this number.
Me: Yes, that is my number, but there is no Antony here, because..I'm Ed.
Her: Pause...
Her: Oh OK, sorry I must have the wrong number.
Me: That's quite alright. Bye bye.
Me: *wall head bang dead blood sigh*