Feb 04, 2008 18:16
Title: Unlucky #7 (prologue part A/?)
Author: MidnightMomo (Midnight and Momo)
Pairings: Jaeho, Yoosu, Keimin
Genre: Angst, humor, drama
Rating: PG13 for now
Summary: What happens when two rival gangs, TRI-Angle and Phantom, go after the same person. One fights for love and the other, for obsession.
Alternate summary: Do gangsters say i love you? NO......unless they're GAY! (crack summary...you can tell we are very bored people...)
It was midday and the sun was shining brightly overhead, making everyone sweat. For the past ten minutes, Park Yoochun had been admiring his very arousing view. Across the way Kim Junsu was playing soccer with a few of the neighborhood kids. Junsu had left his house early that morning with the intention of playing soccer for a few hours before going on a date with his boyfriend who was supposed to call him when he got out of his meeting with his boss.
After having played soccer for about two hours straight, one of the kids trips and sprains his ankle and so the game was called to an end.
Shivers run up Junsu’s spine as he feels someone watching him. Normally that meant trouble for Junsu but as he looks around the park, he only sees kids playing. That is, until his eyes fall on Yoochun.
He heads over towards Yoochun and stops right in front of him. ”Why didn’t you call me chunie?” he asks but when he doesn’t get an answer, he looks closely at Yoochun. He notices the dazed look on Yoochun's eyes and starts to suspect Yoochun of having naughty thoughts . . . again! He looks down and confirms his suspicions.
Junsu taps Yooochun’s forehead "Are you thinking about my butt again?" he states knowingly while rolling his eyes.
"No! ... How could you tell?"
"Either you're really excited to be at the park or you're just happy to see me." he says boredly while motioning to Yoochun's pants.
"OH SHIT!!!" Yoochun yells before covering his pants, embarrassed. Junsu just laughs and grabs his bag then he pulls the still blushing Yoochun towards the bathroom to change. He leaves Yoochun outside by the sinks, saying that he would change then they could go on their date.
And, of course, Yoochun, being Yoochun (hopelessly horny 24/7), tries to follow him into the stall but Junsu puts his hand his chest to stop him. "I can change on my own, Mr. Hornypants." Junsu says dully, already used to Yoochun’s behavior.
"But can't you do something about my ... uh ... 'problem'?" Yoochun asks pleadingly while motioning to his obvious ‘problem’.
"There's a sink over there," Junsu smirks lightly and points out the row of sinks.
"Why do I need a sink?"
"Just cool yourself down with some cold water." Junsu replies ?teasingly? before slamming the door in Yoochun's face.
He dejectedly turns and follows Junsu's advice. “It’s just you and me pal.” Yoochun sighs dramatically.
“Stop talking to Micky Jr.!” Junsu yells from the stall.
Just as he ... finishes up. He hears Junsu step out of the stall and turns only to be faced with Junsu wearing the same skin-tight tang top with faded jeans that hung low on his hips. As his eyes slowly trailed down the sexy being known as his boyfriend, he felt the blood return to a certain part of his anatomy. "Damn, I'd just gotten rid of that!~" Yoochun whined pathetically.
"How about I help you out this time?" Junsu then pauses and fixes Yoochun with a devilish look. "After the date you promised me, of course"
"Junsu!"
"I suggest you get rid of that before the kids see it, get scared, and run away thinking they saw a monster" Junsu smiles while he says then then turns and walks away, leaving Yoochun looking dumdfounded.
For their date, they go to the beach and Junsu suggests that they have a romantic walk in the sunset. After that, Yoochun notices time. "I should go soon."
The comment makes Junsu pout cutely and Yoochun almost reconsiders leaving but Junsu's phone vibrates and one glance at the caller's ID wipes all expressions from his face. He opens the phone and reads the text:
I have a new mission for you.
It involves an old friend.
Meet me in the usual spot in an hour.
Se7en
"I have to go" Junsu states solemnly.
"But what about my problem?" Yoochun pouts.
Junsu lets out a small smile and says "your problem's gone"
"But it could come back anytime!" Yoochun whines, glad that he could get Junsu out of the strangely serious mood he had had.
"Sorry, duty calls" Junsu says in mock disappointment.
"Is your boss being an ass again?"
"Something like that." Junsu replies vaguely and, upon seeing Yoochun's puzzled look, adds, "It's just the usual agenda: Take over the world, destroy people's lives, and terrorize small villages all before bedtime."
"You're joking right?" Yoochun questioned somewhat suspiciously.
Junsu slaps him in the back of the head and answers with an "of course" but something in his voice prompts Yoochun to doubt him.
Yoochun holds off his thoughts and says "But now I really have to go"
"I should too. We'll meet at the park again next week, right? Same time?"
"Yeah, but you better help me if I have trouble with that again" Yooochun says as he closes onto Junsu, prepared to give him a good-bye kiss.
"Alright, I'll help when that happens." Junsu slowly leans into the kiss.
They separate reluctantly and say their good-byes before heading in different directions.
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Shim Changmin stretched his arms high over his head and yawned loudly.
“I’m a Barbie girl, in a Barbie wor-r-r-ld” Changmin danced around his room while listening to the radio, dancing, getting dressed, and putting jelly “ on a bagel (is that even possible?? O_O”). “Life in plastic, it’s fantastic. You can brush my hair, undress-”
Mid-twirl (yes Min twirls), Min caught sight of the time.
“Oh crap! Only four more hours until they stop serving breakfast at the All You Can Eat Buffet across the street! I gotta go get Keita!!!!” Min shoved the bagel in his mouth and hopped down the stairs on one foot while trying to put on his left shoe. He grabbed his keys and his wallet and then he left the house, making sure to lock up before he left. Then he jumped into his car and drove to Keita’s house which was right next door.
Changmin skipped (once again, yes skipped) up to Keita’s house and knocked on the door. When he got no answer, he pulled out his key why didn’t he think of that in the first place…..?) and opened the door.
The house was quiet as Changmin walked up the stairs to Keita’s room.
“Kei-baby? Where are you?” He knocked on Keita’s room door.
“Kei-Kei, are you reading or something? I’m coming in.”
Changmin opened the door expecting to see Keita on his computer or reading but instead all he saw was a big lump on Keita’s bed with a skinny arm popping out of the blanket.
Changmin groaned loudly, “Keita, your not even awake yet!?!?!?” The lump didn’t even twitch in acknowledgment.
Changmin growled again and jumped head first into the lump.
“Kei Kei! come on. Get up!! Theres only-” Min glanced at his watch “- three hours and 42 minutes until they stop selling breakfast!! Come on!” He whined childishly and shook Keita violently.
Keita groaned and rolled away from his very annoying boyfriend.
“Keita~” He whined as Keita threw his blanket back over his head, Changmin just crossed his arms over his chest and pouted.
“Fine we’ll do this the hard way” He put on a determined face and sat on the covered Keita’s stomach.
“Keita”
Poke.
“Kei-Baby”
Poke.
“Kei-Kei”
Poke.
“Kei”
Poke.
“Keita-chan”
Poke.
“Kei-bear~”
Poke.
“Honey”
Poke.
“Sweety”
Poke.
“Dear”
Poke.
“Love of my life”
Poke.
“Reason for my existence”
Poke.
Keita sighed and kicked Changmin onto the floor. “Ok! ok! I’m up! Jeez…..” Keita slowly got up and rambled on under his breath about ‘annoying boyfriends who poke and only think about food’.
Changmin sat cross legged where he had fallen and scratched the back of his head (cute image……..*daydreams*~~) “Aww come on baby, you promised you’d eat with me today!”
Keita rolled his eyes. “I eat with you every morning and couldn’t you have found a better way of waking me up?” He muttered.
“What?” Min asked cluelessly.
“Nothing babe! Hey, I didn’t get my good morning kiss!!” Keita pouted and Min couldn’t resist getting up and giving Keita the biggest, deepest, not ot mention wettest kiss he could muster.
Keita smiled into the kiss and gently broke away, panting a little. “Let me get dressed and then we can go get your precious breakfast.” Keita said teasingly and left to the bathroom.
“Hey its not my fault! Breakfast is the most important meal of the day! The girls on DNAngel even said so!!” Min said as he followed Keita into the bathroom. “And by the time that you’re ready it’s gonna be brunch and then I’m gonna have more choices to make!! And-” Min was abruptly silenced as Keita slapped his hand over his mouth.
“I’m ready you impatient brat!” Min glanced down and Min’s eyes bulged. Keita was wearing tight jeans, a studded belt, and a blood red muscle shirt.
“Oh come on!” Min yells and Keita looks up startled. “Stop teasing me! You know I can‘t get turned on until after I eat my first meal of the day! I’m not gonna have that much energy to do anything!!” Min groaned and looked away.
Keita chuckled evily and slid his hands over Min’s flat stomach. “Well then baby…I think you should eat something, now shouldn’t you?” Keita moved away from Changmin, but not before he slid his hands down to Changmin’s butt and squeezed a little. Keita went over and slid on one of the over-sized sweaters Changmin had left over at his house a few weeks ago.
Changmin calmed himself down and silently vowed that later on he would get Keita back. “Now that your ready, let’s go!” He grabbed Keita’s hand and pulled him down the stairs. When they entered the food place, the cashier smiled at them and waved.
“Welcome back to McDonalds, Keita, Changmin, what are you having today?” The cashier asked politely, smiling at them. Changmin drags Keita to this place at least four times a week, so they were pretty well known here.
“I’ll have 2 breakfast deluxe, 6 hash browns, 2 egg McMuffins, 3 McGriddles, and then a double cheeseburger with ketchup and cheese, and extra large fries.”
The cashier looked horrified and Keita looked at his boyfriend with a hint of disgust and wonder, trying to comprehend just how big Min’s stomach really is.
“Oh, and can I have the largest drink you have?” Min finished, smiling, not noticing the looks on the others face. Then he turned to Keita “What do you want Babe?”
“U-um I’ll just have one breakfast deluxe….” The cashier silently thanked him for not having a black hole as a stomach like his boyfriend.
Fifteen minutes later, they were sitting down eating their food. Keita stared at his boyfriend as he inhaled down all of his food.
“Ah!! That was good! Now for some desserty~” Changmin said childishly and Keita’s jaw dropped.
“You’ve gotta be kidding me!!” Keita sighed and went to order Min’s favorite dessert: Orea McFlurry.
“Hi, back again! Can I have a McFlurry for Changmin please?” Keita asked politely.
The cashier made a sad face “Oh, I’m sorry we are out of those at the moment.” She put on a sympathetic expression. “Sorry, you gotta go face your boyfriend now….” Keita looked horrified and walked back over to Min.
“Uh baby?” He called nervously.
“Hey! Where’s my McFlurry? Are they making it right now?” He asked excitedly.
“Uh about that…well the thing is…um, they said they’re all out!!” Keita covered his ears and cringed.
5.…
4.…
3.…
2.….
1.…
Blast off!!!
“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO” Changmin yelled dramatically.
“Oh come on you cry baby!!!! Such a drama queen….” He yelled over Changmin’s voice. Keita pulled him into a hug “STOP!! Ok ok look I’ll go get you a ice cream sundae, ok?!?” Changmin quieted down when he heard this.
“With sprinkles?” He sniffled.
“Yes with sprinkles.” Keita rolled his eyes.
“And a cherry on top?” He rubbed the tears away.
“Yes with a cherry on top” ‘Keita said exasperatedly.
“YES, you’re the best boyfriend ever!!!” Changmin exclaimed and gave Keita a bear hug. Then he began to do ‘The Famous Changmin Happy Dance’ (insert hamster dance song here).
Keita covered his face and walked away, pretending not to know the ‘crazy dancing man’ (as dubbed by a five year old little girl eating an ice cream cone). Keita went and got the ice cream and Changmin happily ate it.
After a few minutes of silence, Keita’s phone beeped with a text message:
I have a new mission for you.
It involves an old friend.
Meet me in the usual spot in an hour.
Se7en
Keita sighed and Changmin looked up from his now finished sundae, suddenly serious.
“Is it from your boss?” He asked quietly.
“Yea” Keita replied sadly. “I should go.” He stood up and grabbed his sweater.
“I’ll walk you out” Changmin stood up as well and they both began to walk out of McDonalds.
They stood in front of McDonalds and they hugged. Keita had a sudden feeling of dread. Something was going to go wrong today, he just knew it.
“When will I see you again?” Keita asked quietly, still holding Changmin tightly.
“Sooner then you may think……” Changmin replied just as quietly and Keita couldn’t help but think that Changmin knew more then he let on.
A/N: this is just part one of the prologue, it's way too long!! we will try to post the second part sometime later this week. Tomorrow is also Midnight's 17th birthday but her party is tonight!! so on the count of three we sing!! 1,2,3! happy birthday to you!!!!! happy birthday to you! happy birthday dear Midnight and Jaejoong~! happy birthday to you~~!!!!!!
The prologue has a happy feeling to (it full of crack) but starting in the first chapter, the mood gets more serious. Don't worry the main pairing is Jaeho this is just part A of the prologue!!!
THIS IS DEDICATED TO SISOWATH TO MADE MOMO GET OF MY LAZY BUTT AND ACTUALLY WRITE THIS! ;) LOVE You!
drama,
yoosu,
angst,
jaeho,
humor