Welcome to the Downside UP Cafe of Mysteries...
Lubna decided to delcare to the patrons of Cafe Moka that our fake fireplace flames went into the log, instead of coming out of it. She then went on to innovate the idea of the Downside UP Cafe where the steam would go into the coffee and the walls would be zebra print...or purple. And then she declared we would come back and steal the fireplace to put in the cafe.
This was a lot funnier when it happened instead of when I wrote it down.
This was a lot funnier when it happened instead of when I wrote it down.