If I had all the money, then once I had fixed educational disadvantage and various other problems** I would hire Neil Patrick Harris to engage in musical theatre duels with all other awesome men. In suits.
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Will I use this an excuse to gratuitously link to the Matthew Morrison/NPH 'Dream On' duel?
Yes.
**which maybe would not be solvable within this scenario where giant inequalities in wealth are considered OK, but let's go with it