May 18, 2008 10:20
Saw Iron Man, twice, best comic book movie since Batman Begins, born to play, yada yada you've heard this before. I'm not here to talk about IM, I'm here to talk about the trailers.
Everything that isn't a blockbuster summer action movie looks to be unbelievable crap. (Some that are BSAMs will probably also be crap, but let us continue.) "Hamlet 2" and that thing about a guru are bad enough, but then...
Israeli secret agent supersoldier. Moves to America to become a hairdresser? WTF? This can't be a real trailer. It has to be a hoax. No one would write this screenplay. No one would greenlight it. If greenlighted, no one would want to direct, and certainly no one would star in...
Oh, wait. That's Adam Sandler. It all makes sense now.