Jun 08, 2012 11:41
It's a puzzle. Here's the answer...
On another Earth planet, billions of years ago, humans discover the secret of the Force, a power that favors those who are intelligent enough to understand the true nature of existence. A battle breaks out among these people for control of this Force, the battle for ultimate control of the Universe. Ultimately, the battle results in the extermination of the entire species, save one person. This person kills everyone in the Universe, in order to be the last man standing... God. Then he realizes that he is God of nothing, and clones himself in order to repopulate the Universe. This man is a homosexual, as he eliminated the female sex completely, but he desires different looking males to satisfy his desire for variety in his sexual conquests. So, he decides to start Existence over again, in order to be able to breed new, beautiful looking sex partners. Once awakened from his slumber, this Last Man detects that David is an android and kills him. Weyland is too old and undesirable as a sex partner, so he too is killed. The non attractive woman is killed, but Shaw is spared, as she will provide the Last Man with beautiful baby boys to turn into sex slaves. The movie is a cautionary tale. Warning people not to let one person have control over the Universe, because he will surely become a homosexual that kills everyone in Existence in order to attain ultimate power.
I call this scenario the "Loki and Thor Conundrum." Loki and Thor, in a theoretical scenario, quest for ultimate power. Loki is able to turn himself into a woman, so he tricks Thor into killing everyone in the Universe in order to be the new All Father. After Thor kills everyone, Loki reveals himself and either a) Thor kills Loki and starts existence over in order to create women to have sex with, or b) Loki, who is homosexual in this example, kills Thor, then realizes how stupid he was and starts existence over in order to create men to have sex with (as slaves). The moral of the tale is that men are fools, but this scenario is no longer applicable because someone won the secret God Contest who's heterosexual and not an idiot, like Thor. I'm writing books. They'll be out in a year or so.