Mama's horny
Kind of a gross subject, but hey, it makes me laugh. Okay, so yeah, Katie, you already know the whole story.
So today, I get a call from the parents. Yeah, come to find out, I am $75 in the hole with my checking account. Yeah, not cool. So now my parents have to pay $75 to clear my name with MidAmerica National. Oh and then, I get another call. Well, my dad has my bill each month forwarded to his e-mail. So, he's on the computer and checking his e-mail when he sees one from WIU billing and receivables. No big deal. Clicks on the e-mail to open it and BAM! $100 for my damn bill to WIU. WELL, he has no access to my stars and can't see what I have been charged for, he only knows that he has to pay the $100. Well, little do the parents know that the $100 is ALL IN PARKING TICKETS! Not good. So now I need to come up with an excuse of why I have such a high bill. Ashley-Get your ass a working on this one. I need a good one. Enough with my money bitching....WAIT, I am not done. I forgot about gas prices. What the hell is up with them? COME ON! Alaska has oil dying to be used. So why the fuck do we have to get ours from the fucking towel heads? Is it like better or something? I think not. Frankly, I am sick and tired of having to pay $2.24 per gallon. This is bull shit. I can't believe that the American government or whoever the fuck is raising the gas prices, is doing this to us! It is bull shit. Come on, they should be looking at the unemployment rate in the U.S. and that would help them realize that this is ridiculous. How is someone with a low income supposed to have gas to drive anywhere. And dont pull the fucking shit "you should quit drving as much" FUCK THAT@! Dont even tell me that I need to watch how much I drive. I think we need to kill someone and get our prices down. OKAY, I think I am done with that...
SO yeah, I met a new guy. He seems nice. He is in my micro class....he sits behind me in lab. He seems real nice. I always seem to pick the ass holes though (except Caleb). The guys who really want nothing to do with me. Fuck it. I always pick the geeky sons of bitches, they should take what they can get. God knows they aint ever gonna get a freaking super model, so stick with the fat one here.
Ok, well I think that I am done bitching for the day....now time to talkt o all of my peeps...
Lindsey - Hope you're feeling better! You're a pimp
Ashley - You, as well, are a pimp. You rule the school...eh, I guess workplace.
Katie - Dont let the money thing bring ya down. I am such a hypocrit, but hey, trying to make you feel better. I love you though. Everything will get better with time, remember that. Keep it real homie!
Denielle - I miss ya like a fat kid on a diet!
I think that is all. I think that I am done now, so I am gonna get back to my paper that is due tomorrow. 3-5 pages, and I have 2 paragraphs done! GO ME! Katie - I KNOW YOU'RE PROUD!
PEACE OUT, ROCK ON, SEE YA-BYE!!!
So today, I get a call from the parents. Yeah, come to find out, I am $75 in the hole with my checking account. Yeah, not cool. So now my parents have to pay $75 to clear my name with MidAmerica National. Oh and then, I get another call. Well, my dad has my bill each month forwarded to his e-mail. So, he's on the computer and checking his e-mail when he sees one from WIU billing and receivables. No big deal. Clicks on the e-mail to open it and BAM! $100 for my damn bill to WIU. WELL, he has no access to my stars and can't see what I have been charged for, he only knows that he has to pay the $100. Well, little do the parents know that the $100 is ALL IN PARKING TICKETS! Not good. So now I need to come up with an excuse of why I have such a high bill. Ashley-Get your ass a working on this one. I need a good one. Enough with my money bitching....WAIT, I am not done. I forgot about gas prices. What the hell is up with them? COME ON! Alaska has oil dying to be used. So why the fuck do we have to get ours from the fucking towel heads? Is it like better or something? I think not. Frankly, I am sick and tired of having to pay $2.24 per gallon. This is bull shit. I can't believe that the American government or whoever the fuck is raising the gas prices, is doing this to us! It is bull shit. Come on, they should be looking at the unemployment rate in the U.S. and that would help them realize that this is ridiculous. How is someone with a low income supposed to have gas to drive anywhere. And dont pull the fucking shit "you should quit drving as much" FUCK THAT@! Dont even tell me that I need to watch how much I drive. I think we need to kill someone and get our prices down. OKAY, I think I am done with that...
SO yeah, I met a new guy. He seems nice. He is in my micro class....he sits behind me in lab. He seems real nice. I always seem to pick the ass holes though (except Caleb). The guys who really want nothing to do with me. Fuck it. I always pick the geeky sons of bitches, they should take what they can get. God knows they aint ever gonna get a freaking super model, so stick with the fat one here.
Ok, well I think that I am done bitching for the day....now time to talkt o all of my peeps...
Lindsey - Hope you're feeling better! You're a pimp
Ashley - You, as well, are a pimp. You rule the school...eh, I guess workplace.
Katie - Dont let the money thing bring ya down. I am such a hypocrit, but hey, trying to make you feel better. I love you though. Everything will get better with time, remember that. Keep it real homie!
Denielle - I miss ya like a fat kid on a diet!
I think that is all. I think that I am done now, so I am gonna get back to my paper that is due tomorrow. 3-5 pages, and I have 2 paragraphs done! GO ME! Katie - I KNOW YOU'RE PROUD!
PEACE OUT, ROCK ON, SEE YA-BYE!!!