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Sep 14, 2005 00:31

And so I have not updated in like almost a month......and this is for good reason. I have NO life and NOTHING to talk about. I go to school and work all the time. And really I dont feel like letting the world in on my personal life...so therefore, I have nothing to talk about.

It is raining outside, and that is pretty wierd considering it has rained like twice this whole summer. Ironic. Hmm, well school is fun. My classes are kick ass and my government teacher is EFFING HOT! I cannot handle being in his class because i want to jump on him and rape the hell out of him. Mmmmmmm, makes me all tingly inside thinking about it. ANYWAYS, yeah, school.

Oooh, I did get a guy arrested the other day though. So I am sitting in my car, minding my business and chowing down on my big mac and fries when i look over at the car parked next to me and this guy is like looking all over the place. He sees me and smiles. By that time, Karissa is getting in my car. She gets in and shuts the door and is like "Dude, I dont think the guy nect to you is wearing any pants". So me, I was like "Eww, that is fucking gross". So then Karissa says "When you get out, walk around the front of your car and look and see." So curious me, I had to look and see. So I pull my hair around my face and put on my sunglasses....I begin a venture out my door that will forver change my life. As I walk around the passenger side of my car, I glance. There it is, penis, ball sack and hair all in one....complete with a stroking hand. Yeah, so I like run to Taylor Hall and call dispatch. I am on the phone with dispatch and I see the guy leaving. Since I didnt get his license plate, I take off running to my car and follow the sum bitch. So I am chasing some weirdo down the highway passing cars with a county cop behind me...it was pretty awesome. I was going like 80 and had a cop behind me that wasnt going to pull me over. So anyway, the guy gets arrested for a revoked license. Best part, the police report was in the Ledger and it states in the paper "allegedly masturbating in Taylor parking lot at Spoon River College". HA HA HA HA HA.

Well that is about the most excitement that I have had in awhile so I think I am going to end on that.

Peace out, Rock on, See ya - BYE!!!
*a~lange*
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